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  1. JohnnyDiego commented on Mike du Jour 10 months ago

    I hate drinking beer out of a bottle.

  2. JohnnyDiego commented on Calvin and Hobbes 10 months ago

    Doctor Who?

  3. JohnnyDiego commented on Non Sequitur 10 months ago

    I bought my house for $58,000 in 1981. Now I only owe $69,000!

  4. JohnnyDiego commented on Fat Cats 10 months ago

    There are six channels he truly watches but he has to pay for 268 worthless crap (not to mention Honey Boo Boo and The Kardashians).

  5. JohnnyDiego commented on CowTown 10 months ago

    Blowers are $19.95 at WalMart.

  6. JohnnyDiego commented on Dark Side of the Horse 10 months ago

    And he thought he had to go to the emergency room to extract that banana from his butt.

  7. JohnnyDiego commented on Brevity 10 months ago

    Better stitches than snitches.

  8. JohnnyDiego commented on Last Kiss 12 months ago

    If a tree falls in the forest…

  9. JohnnyDiego commented on The Argyle Sweater 12 months ago

    In the beginning there was nothing but rock. Then somebody invented the wheel and things just began to roll.

  10. JohnnyDiego commented on Brevity 12 months ago

    “We don’t have small. Large, Extra Large, or Super Large.”

    “Well, I’ll take the smallest one.”

    “That would be large. We don’t have small.”

    — Actual conversation I had with a fast food employee.