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  1. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open 8 months ago

    Sometimes I feel like this is the way it is today. Used to be take two aspirins and call me in the morning and we survived (or got really bad off at which point we’d get Castor Oil or horse linament).

  2. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    Northerners use only one of those little portion cups of butter for 2 slices of toast; whereas, in the South, we use 2 portion cups of butter on 1 slice of toast! Then, bring on the jam! Oh, and it’s got to be good old Sunbeam white bread.

  3. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    My cardiologist, after my quad bypass operation, told me I could only have one dessert a week so I’d head over to the Culvers Frozen Custard shop and have the biggest dang thing they had with frozen custard. Mmmm, good!!

  4. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    Hey, don’t forget the Carolina coleslaw and 8 slices of crispy applewood smoked bacon!

  5. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    Heck, I figure he hasn’t undone his belt yet. Dessert’s just beginning. I admit I am amazed at some of those folks at the Mongolian BBQ who squeeze and squish so much food into their tiny bowl.

  6. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    My grandchildren could always tell when I had been driving across Montana because the front of my cars was covered in bug splats! The guy at the carwash hated it because it took two scrubbings to get the bugs off.

  7. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!

  8. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    Closed sign at Krispy Kreme.

  9. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    My job with cotton was being the one who stomped it down in the back of the truck. You become one big sticky cotton ball and itch like the Dickens! I also hated bending down in the tomato fields and reaching the tomatoes that would squish in your hand.

  10. Jack Hattaway GoComics Pro Member commented on Wide Open over 1 year ago

    That’s why I use “Gas Buddy”….so I can find the cheapest gas. It helps offset the cost of the chickens. By the way, cooking with gas means you don’t have to remove the feathers…it happens naturally.