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That took a while to type
Joke of the Day:
Two 90 year old men, Joe and Mike, have been friends their whole lives. When it is clear that joe is about to die, Mike starts to visit him every day. One day, Mike says, “Joe, we have loved cricket all our lives and have played together every Saturday for so many years. When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there is a bat and ball there.” Joe looks at him and says, “Mike, you have been my friend for so many years. If it is possible, i will do this favour for you.”
Shortly after, Joe passes away. A day later, at midnight Mike is awakened by a flash of blinding light. A voice booms, “Mike, Mike it’s me.” “Joe?” Mike calls out. “Yes, it’s me. I am in heaven and have some good news and some bad news.” “Give me the good news first,” Mike shouts.
“The good news is that there is a bat and a ball here. Even better still, all our friends who died before us are also here. Even better, we are all young here. Better still, it is always spring and never rains or snows. Best of all, we can play cricket all we want and we never get tired.” Excited, Mike calls out, “That’s fantastic! What’s the bad news?”
“The bad news is that you’re in the team for Saturday’s match.”
just ignore him he’ll go
Jokes of the day:
1. I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.
2. I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
This comment section is really getting weird with fake accounts and all. Thought I should do 2 jokes today for ya’ll
I know but I am just giving an idea to help him coz its tough having a joke of the day which is related to a strip, not so much for a quote
Various places though i modify them
Thats like what ive heard… if you start hiccuping that means someone is thinking about you