Jason: Dad, what’s with all the paper?Roger: I’m just doing my taxes.Jason: But you work a salaried job and can’t claim any business deductions. Mom hasn’t written a column in years. You file 1040 and schedule A for the mortgage and charitable donations. Two sheets of paper. Now, it’s a good thing you’re not a syndicated cartoonist. Those guys have wicked complicated taxes.
“Good thing I uploaded it to YouTube.”