Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

Recent Comments

  1. 19 days ago on Bad Machinery

    Ah, yes. I completely missed that. Thanks.

  2. 20 days ago on Bad Machinery

    All would-be super villains have a fatal flaw. Ben’s is that he’s too stupid to make sure the door locks behind him when he enters a secret meeting place.

  3. 20 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    I’d really like to know where I can get some of that to brew at home.

  4. 29 days ago on Crabgrass

    May I make a suggestion? Stop reading the strip every day. Only catch up on it every six to eight weeks or so. Read a whole bunch all at once. That should fix your problem.

  5. about 1 month ago on Nest Heads

    Or dinner.

  6. about 2 months ago on Lola

    Go ahead and play your game your way. Just don’t call it Chess because it isn’t.

  7. about 2 months ago on Herman

    Yeah, they’re going to use your X-rays in a textbook, but they aren’t going to pay you any royalties for using them and they’re still going to charge you for taking them.

  8. about 2 months ago on Daddy's Home

    Well, bless your heart, Peg. I’m pretty sure that’s not the reason you don’t have any friends. If you treat your friends the way you treat Pete they’ll leave you. Pete probably would, if he could. I know I would.

  9. 2 months ago on Nest Heads

    Don’t worry, Nick. They’re so burned out from making toys all year they probably ran and jumped into bed the very second the sleigh took off.

  10. 2 months ago on FoxTrot Classics

    “Tell Jason, that he, nor Quincy, nor anybody else is to touch it. Nor is any object to touch it.”

    No, that’s a really, really bad idea. That would surely guarantee that both Jason and Quincy would do something (bad) to it.