Predicting the comics is less impressive when the comics are on repeat. it is like predicting the end of a seinfeld episode while watching with friend. I’m sure you didn’t know, but it does lessen the impressiveness.
Maybe if they would have quartered the advertising guy or at least tortured him before they hung him then maybe it would deterred other pre Christmas advertisement. Nice try but they didn’t go far enough.
Trebuchets use a counter weight to launch items, most catapults use tension. Trebuchets are the far superior siege weapon, they were capable of hurling a 90kg rock over 300m.
How about “I’m launching 90kg of my best wishes over 300m to you”