Just describe the severe cramping and the bloody clots you were passing during your last period before you went on the pill. Or mention the fact that you will be unable to work for medical reasons five days each month, with full sick leave. That’ll fix ’em.
Thank goodness there’s an “s” in the last name or this strip would be super creepy. I went to Fred Beyer High School. Nevermind, it’s still creepy.