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  1. greg_liu commented on FoxTrot Classics 12 months ago

    “Do these pants make my ass look fat?”
    – “No, your ass makes your ass look fat.”

  2. greg_liu commented on Dog Eat Doug about 1 year ago

    He could put strychnine in the guacamole…

  3. greg_liu commented on Soup to Nutz over 1 year ago

    “No matter how thin you slice it, it’s still baloney.”

  4. greg_liu commented on Dog Eat Doug over 1 year ago

    See “Pacific Rim” for reference. Lots of fun.

  5. greg_liu commented on For Better or For Worse over 1 year ago

    And here I thought “God” was too busy creating images of himself on random pieces of toast or starving children in Africa to hand-paint every leaf on every tree.

  6. greg_liu commented on Peanuts over 1 year ago

    CB can pitch for the Mets.

  7. greg_liu commented on Over the Hedge over 1 year ago

    All the idiots who drive in the passing lane without passing anyone are fitted with shock collars…

  8. greg_liu commented on Over the Hedge over 1 year ago

    Loved Pacific Rim – smart “dumb” fun.

  9. greg_liu commented on Bloom County about 2 years ago

    Which explains the “smells like anchovy pizza” thing.

  10. greg_liu commented on Pearls Before Swine about 2 years ago

    As my sis used to say, “I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee…I’m the baddest in the world; I’m Mahatma Ghandi.”