Please make me laugh.
I am the walrus?
Who draws drawn butter?
The dreaded high school reunion…
Hey Lefty – I’m waiting for your Rose Period.
May your marriage be like a camel’s kneeling place!!
“I appreciate the way I’ve behaved with colleagues in the past has caused a lot of pain, and I sincerely apologize for it. Though I’m trying to do better, I know I have a long way to go.”
Thy buggy has a bitchin’ lacquer job!
You’re too late. The early bird was just here.