Recent Comments

1. almost 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   Look, I’ve been in that posistion and was told to straighten up or I’d never get a head.

2. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   I don’t get it.

3. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   She’s lying. Nostrils may be theatrical but never symmetrical.

4. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   A lady saying no is a common occurrence. A lady saying yes would be such a stunner that in the street I would probably get hit by a ‘53 Oldsmobile. 3,000 lbs of solid steel. Now that would break my heart into thousands of tiny pieces. Look it up. It’s happened before. And I don’t have a wooden heart.

5. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   Let’s see. I’ll take a Tickle Me Elmo, a Cabbage Patch Kid, a Hatchimal, and… um… two killing jars, please.

6. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   Your antlers could use a little work too.

7. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   I believe this guy is coco in his nut.

8. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   You can’t offend me. My heart is well scarred and crusty. Tender it may once have been but since damaged by the reality of life among the frogs.

9. over 7 years ago on Frog Applause

   I’m sorry I’ve ruined everything.

10. over 7 years ago on That is Priceless

    Heaven help us.