Recent Comments

1. over 12 years ago on Sylvia

   I just woke up. Bartender hours! What did I miss?

2. over 12 years ago on Sylvia

   I’ll schedule it the week of our system conversion. Everyone is slightly less competent that week.

3. over 12 years ago on Sylvia

   I always wait until I’m in a public arena restroom to wash my hands.

4. over 12 years ago on Sylvia

   Espresso double shot should work – caffeine is the new wonder drug

5. over 12 years ago on [Deleted]

   i knew i’d met her before. just couldn’t remember where

6. over 12 years ago on Bloom County

   preferably shrink wrapped on a nice slice of styrofoam

7. over 12 years ago on Bloom County

   I really was going on a Russian riverboat cruise next year. Now this! I don’t know.

8. over 12 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   don’t forget Zed!

9. over 12 years ago on Sylvia

   Will the accessories include Vikings headgear?

10. over 12 years ago on Sylvia

    the Rhino knows when to leave; afternoon tea with anyone is too long.