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  1. about 14 years ago on Basic Instructions

    Basically anyone’s wife could identify with the “in love with a hairy monster” part…

    Wasn’t this particular bit published already?

  2. over 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    “At dawn the ridge emerges massed and dun In the wild purple of the glow’ring sun, Smouldering through spouts of drifting smoke that shroud The menacing scarred slope; and, one by one, Tanks creep and topple forward to the wire. The barrage roars and lifts. Then, clumsily bowed With bombs and guns and shovels and battle-gear, Men jostle and climb to meet the bristling fire. Lines of grey, muttering faces, masked with fear, They leave their trenches, going over the top, While time ticks blank and busy on their wrists, And hope, with furtive eyes and grappling fists, Flounders in mud. O Jesus, make it stop!”

  3. over 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Maybe Your Majesty should not eat the apple? Anyways, Your Maj seem to have passed the point of no return, weightwise…

  4. over 14 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Is it some self-digesting meal, if it comes in a stomach already? Ideal for weight-loss programmes…

  5. over 14 years ago on Non Sequitur

    All of the above, please, I can finally afford a good party!

  6. almost 15 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

    You know, next time you should organize the ceremony for late afternoon, followed by tea and cake. Oh, and don’t forget to invite a bird that eats mosquitoes.

  7. almost 15 years ago on Brewster Rockit

    all the memory wipes make Brewster resistant against anything getting stuck in his head - there is ample room to manoeuvre…

  8. almost 15 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    He’s right, he can do it. He can call the son Snoopy and still get away with it. Hey, can I live in this alternate universe, too?

  9. almost 15 years ago on Basic Instructions

    On Mondays we had no television AT ALL! what deprivations we had to suffer…

  10. almost 15 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Is it Pete on the left? He got off lightly…