PreTeena by Allison Barrows

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  1. Downundergirl

    Downundergirl said, 11 months ago

    Chimps aren’t monkeys – they are apes. Think Teena would have known that.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 11 months ago

    @Downundergirl

    And it is supposed to be ‘smell’ like one too.

  3. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, 11 months ago

    @Downundergirl

    Well, they only said he looks like a moneky, not that he is one.

  4. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 11 months ago

    If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
    Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
    If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
    If it doesn’t have a tail, It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!

    (Veggie Tales)

  5. Robert Tatro

    Robert Tatro said, 11 months ago

    The way that tree is leaning, it would appear to be an easy escape for the chimps, to get out and attack the visitors.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    Chimpanzees and humans are so much alike in behavior including rage and violence.

  7. ChappellGirl5

    ChappellGirl5 said, 11 months ago

    The second line should be “you live in a zoo”, that’s the way I’ve always heard it, that is.

  8. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, 11 months ago

    My high school choir director would sing the “live in a zoo/smell” variant as a followup to this, to the tune of the Volga Boat Song:
    Oh happy birthday
    Oh happy birthday
    Misery is in the air
    People dying everywhere
    Oh happy birthday

  9. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 11 months ago

    Teena knows they’re apes, and so does Stick.
    They’re just playing the chimps, that’s all.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    The song they were singing worked best with “monkeys” in it.

  11. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, 11 months ago

    Personally, I’ve always heard this song as …


    “Happy Birthday to you
    You live in a zoo
    You act like a monkey
    and you smell like one, too.”

  12. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 11 months ago

    Happy birthday to you
    You belong in a zoo
    You look like a monkey
    And you smell like one too.

    The way we did it.

  13. AgProv

    AgProv GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Not to be done to orang-utans. Seriously.

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