PreTeena by Allison Barrows

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  1. Downundergirl

    Downundergirl said, about 1 year ago

    Chimps aren’t monkeys – they are apes. Think Teena would have known that.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    @Downundergirl

    And it is supposed to be ‘smell’ like one too.

  3. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, about 1 year ago

    @Downundergirl

    Well, they only said he looks like a moneky, not that he is one.

  4. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, about 1 year ago

    If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
    Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
    If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
    If it doesn’t have a tail, It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!

    (Veggie Tales)

  5. Robert Tatro

    Robert Tatro said, about 1 year ago

    The way that tree is leaning, it would appear to be an easy escape for the chimps, to get out and attack the visitors.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    Chimpanzees and humans are so much alike in behavior including rage and violence.

  7. ChappellGirl5

    ChappellGirl5 said, about 1 year ago

    The second line should be “you live in a zoo”, that’s the way I’ve always heard it, that is.

  8. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, about 1 year ago

    My high school choir director would sing the “live in a zoo/smell” variant as a followup to this, to the tune of the Volga Boat Song:
    Oh happy birthday
    Oh happy birthday
    Misery is in the air
    People dying everywhere
    Oh happy birthday

  9. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, about 1 year ago

    Teena knows they’re apes, and so does Stick.
    They’re just playing the chimps, that’s all.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    The song they were singing worked best with “monkeys” in it.

  11. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, about 1 year ago

    Personally, I’ve always heard this song as …


    “Happy Birthday to you
    You live in a zoo
    You act like a monkey
    and you smell like one, too.”

  12. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    Happy birthday to you
    You belong in a zoo
    You look like a monkey
    And you smell like one too.

    The way we did it.

  13. AgProv

    AgProv said, about 1 year ago

    Not to be done to orang-utans. Seriously.

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