PreTeena by Allison Barrows

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  1. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Whoa. Teena, time to broaden your culinary horizons!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Stuffed Cornish game hens in an orange glaze served on a bed of risotto and grilled asparagus, accompanied by a fine pinot grigio, and an almond torte, and spam.

  3. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 1 year ago

    I think mending fences would be closer to the truth.

  4. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Spam stuffed Cornish game hens in an orange deviled ham sauce, on a bed of spam risotto and grilled asparagus, accompanied by a fine pinot grigio, and an almond torte garnished with larks’ vomit.

  5. dkram

    dkram said, over 1 year ago

    @Pharmakeus Ubik

    You forgot the bird nest soup.
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    \\//_

  6. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 1 year ago

    My daughters would LOVE to try the Cornish game hens! They are the bravest food people I know; they’ll ask to try just about anything, including calamari and sushi. Not like me: I’m the original Ms Finicky!

  7. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, over 1 year ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    Put a couple in the Thanksgiving turkey. Look girls, the turkey was pregnant with twins. Then have Oreos and Cheetos for dessert.

  8. Razputin

    Razputin said, over 1 year ago

    @Pharmakeus Ubik

    Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

  9. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 1 year ago

    I’m with you, Teena; give me PB & J any day!
    Keep life (and food) simple.

  10. 1after909

    1after909 said, over 1 year ago

    My dad would say to eat what we’re having, fix your own, or go without.

  11. gir63

    gir63 said, over 1 year ago

    @Pharmakeus Ubik

    Well don’t you even take the bones out?

  12. Manitobaman

    Manitobaman said, over 1 year ago

    sounds good to me. Be thankful you aren’t eating with the Foxtrot folks today.

  13. Dr Lou

    Dr Lou GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Geez….Teena….it is just a sweet glazed roast chicken with rice!

  14. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, over 1 year ago

    Dad; “OK, kid, I’ve made you fried eggs and toast for breakfast.. Your mom’s at the dentist..Siddown and eat!”
    Kid; “but daaad..”
    Dad; “Shaddup, kid, I ain’t got all day…Let’s GO!”
    Kid; “but daaaaaad!”
    Dad; What’s the problem?? I told you to sit there and eat it. Now eat before it gets cold !"
    Kid; ’but daaad?"
    Dad; “NOW what?”
    Kid; “The beak, too?”

  15. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, over 1 year ago

    SPAM spam spam spam
    SPAM spam spam spam
    SPAM spam spam spam
    SPAM spam spam spam
    SPAMMITY SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM
    SPAMMITY SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM

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