PreTeena by Allison Barrows

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    I remember this little beach story it was so funny to see the babe be the pariah while the “dorks” get treated like babes.

  2. BartJ385

    BartJ385 said, almost 2 years ago

    Is Holly O’Pear an allusion to someone?

  3. LtPowers

    LtPowers said, almost 2 years ago


    Jeri told them to pretend she was their au pair, Holly.

  4. LinksmasGrybas

    LinksmasGrybas said, almost 2 years ago

    My Korean nieces were in Texas for a visit. We went to the pool and the lifeguard asked them where they were from, I told him “Canada” (where they live) and he said, with a straight face: “Oh, yeah, I can see that”.

  5. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Jeri hates to be upstaged by anybody, especially Stick and her sister. But, really, what can 10 year old bys and girls do together besides…….play house or……….doctor. Yeah, Jeri, get those girls out of there.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Flower Scent “Ripe and pulpy pear”

    Sunshine man and Sol fun girl

    I’m a Hush marshmallow
    Silky sunshine yellow
    far from moony mellow
    spelling spells of Hello

    Rising above the Hill
    Just behind the mill
    with much love to spill
    giving you a thrill
    from your window sill

    I’m a lusty flight
    of non stop delight
    Naughty grown up child
    playing husky wild
    On a dusky night

    I’m your cadbury
    almond joy candy
    Red soft jelly bean
    box of A.B.C
    Caramel nut me

    I’m all you could think
    I’ll be your everything
    Just to see you smile
    Just to hear you sing
    Rainbows I shall bring

    You’re my cuddly bear
    full of tender care
    with a hug to share
    Tender soft whisper
    Ripe and pulpy pear

    You’re the one i miss
    with hot lips to kiss
    You’re a life of bliss
    Passion flame of hiss
    Sweet sugary delicious

    You’re my sandwich lunch
    with that crispy crunch
    I’m your Cuchi munch
    You’re my fruity punch
    Handsome Honey Bunch

    You’re my sunshine man
    Hundred out of ten
    I’m your sol fun girl
    a Rich Oyster’s pearl
    I’m your best pen fan.

    Not really sure if this even tracks with the “Holly O’Pear” reference but it suggests some of it.

  7. NoTsOpUrFiKt

    NoTsOpUrFiKt said, almost 2 years ago


    Their au pair, Holly

  8. neatslob

    neatslob said, almost 2 years ago


    I definitely wouldn’t call Tina a dork. Stick I’m not so sure about.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago


    Notice I put dork in quotes? For a reason. What Jeri would call them, but not myself.

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