PreTeena by Allison Barrows

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  1. husky51

    husky51 said, over 4 years ago

    That looks like “David” by Michelango

  2. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, over 4 years ago

    “Hey, Gordo! Can we ask you something?” :D

  3. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 4 years ago

    So much concern over something so small.

  4. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, over 4 years ago


    If you were facing a nine-foot giant, as Cracked rightly pointed out, you might want to run away and hide as well.

  5. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, over 4 years ago

    My favorite painting is the one on velvet with the dogs playing poker. The one of Elvis runs a close second.

  6. yardlet6

    yardlet6 GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Is there a velvet one of Eddie Guarerro?

  7. martiniqueflyer

    martiniqueflyer said, over 4 years ago

    to Clark Kent
    Guernica was painted because of the bombing of Guernica, Spain by the forces of General Franco.
    You just taught me he was German… Had the quote been right, it would have been excellent.

  8. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 4 years ago

    Art appreciation 101

  9. JOregon

    JOregon said, over 4 years ago

    My Fav is “The Night Watch”.
    Saw it when I was 14 in 1966. Must have sat there staring at it for a good hour.
    Saw lots of art those 3 months in Europe but that one taught me how to look at light when doing photography.

  10. thehag

    thehag said, over 4 years ago

    Used to eat at this Salvadorean place. Along with the best food they had a fantastic velvet painting of a bandito complete with bandoliers and a glowing cigarette hanging between his slightly smiling lips. Only velvet I’ve ever liked.

  11. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, over 4 years ago

    Among MY favorites, which I’m certain you all want to hear, are “A black-tailed godwit”, by Pieter Holsteyn the Younger,
    Dutch, c. 1614 – 1687, “The Wool Winders”, by Lady Laura Alma-Tadema, British, 1852 -1909, and “Le Chasseur”, attributed to Pierre Andrieu, French, 1821 – 1892.
    (Actually, I’m just trying to get MY brag in also. My real favorite is the same as rpmurray – any of the dogs playing poker on velvet. However, I must say I find the Elvis on velvet to now be hopelessly déclassé.

  12. Wabbit

    Wabbit GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    preteens and the quest for the nude statue!

  13. yoicks!

    yoicks! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Ah, for those halcyon pre-Internet days, when kids could be kids!

  14. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, over 4 years ago

    “Man With a Hoe” by Manet and “The Peacable Kingdom” by Edward Hicks.

  15. AgProv

    AgProv said, over 4 years ago

    David was lucky. On a visit to Museeisland in Berlin, I iscovered a rotunda at the back (reassembled after being knocked around a bit in WW2, like everything else). It was used to store old nude statues. There were no bulletholes and shellspinters in them, so they’d probably been in storage somewhere during the war years. But what they DID have, without exception, was that the penisies had been chisselled off and a deep circular hole had been drilled neatly in the same place, perhaps as a mounting-point for a fig leaf. David seeems to ave been spared all that!

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