Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 09, 2016
Transcript:
Carmen: Why on Earth did you bring this horrible chew toy in here? Poncho: If a dog has a chew toy that other dogs want, he can't help but want to keep it. Of course the farther away they are from me, the less I care about it. With the dogs stuck outside, I'm in a sort of holding pattern. They're not close enough to make me want it, but not far away enough for me to toss it away. Carmen: They don't show you what happens after the credits of "Must Love Dogs." Poncho: Does my breath smell like worms? Be honest.
Breath is worse than worms…………..