Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 25, 2003

Transcript:

Woman: This is one of the best restaurants in town! Man: Where's our food? Waiter: Here you are, monsieur! Your pheasant-under-glass! Man: Yes! This is going to be the greatest meal of my life! Woman: Wait! Man: Huh? Woman: There's a hair on it! Man: So? Woman: What do you mean, "so"? You can't eat it with a hair on it! Man: I can't? Woman: Of course not! Waiter: I just heard about the hair, monsieur! I'll take this away immediately! Poncho: I'd never make it as a human.