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   templo SUD said, 2 months ago

   Screw the pizza, I’d go for something more appetizing… like a Morningstar Farms black bean burger with onion, guacamole and spinach on a cracked wheat bun (and replace the soda with a Vitamin Water).
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   simpsonfan2 said, 2 months ago

   In a perfect world, being fat would be good for you.
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   Jo Clear said, 2 months ago

   In a perfect world, no one would care…
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   Sangelia said, 2 months ago

   in a perfect world, you would live forever and not age after you hit 18
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

   This is sort of like when I buy low fat cheese .. to put on my burgers …
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   pcolli said, 2 months ago

   ….and it would have a ’fridge for the ice cream.
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   IndyMan said, 2 months ago

   @templo SUD

   What is appetizing about that?!?!
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 2 months ago

   And coat hooks.
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   stukuls1 said, 2 months ago

   In a perfect world why be on a tread mill?
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    nighthawks said, 2 months ago

    too true. If we are creating a perfect world, that would be one where you can eat anything you want and never endanger your health and never gain weight.
    and as long as we are creating said perfect world, how about world peace? how about no more murder or genocide?
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    aaron wilson dunn said, 2 months ago

    This is a perfect world. . . it’s some of the people who mess it up!
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    farkyou said, 2 months ago

    Ken Mitchell has never been to a Planet Fitness.

    (real gyms don’t have pizza & doughnut days but like the ads say they’re not a gym)
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