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   The Nihilist said, 5 months ago

   Oh yeah, been there and done that – many times…
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   farkyou said, 5 months ago

   We all know he got those bruises from the kangaroo lady A.K.A Mistress Carol and her dungeon of “pleasure”.
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   pcolli said, 5 months ago

   @farkyou

   Oh, yes….??? And just what is your job at the dungeon?
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   pelican47 said, 5 months ago

   Eat more kale. It sure helps me.
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   sleeepy2 said, 5 months ago

   Or the bruises under your fingernails. Got one on my thumb right now!
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   Sangelia said, 5 months ago

   then I must have been a senior plugger most of my life. since I bruise very easily. too easily. even more so since I went thru chemo.
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   DavidGBA said, 5 months ago

   I just tell my wife she beats me in her sleep!
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   battle of plattsburgh said, 5 months ago

   Or, you participate in a lot of drunken brawls.
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   abesnake said, 5 months ago

   As a buddy of mine once said, "I see that you’re a member of the ‘Purple Spot Club’ ".
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    The J.A.M. said, 5 months ago

    I guess I’ve been a “senior” since I was in elementary school..
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    booktrout said, 5 months ago

    Around 60 they magically appear out of nowhere…..
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Also you may need to see the doctor if you have bruises you don’t know where they came from.
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    UncaJim said, 5 months ago

    Usually too much aspirin, Coumadin and/or other blood-thinners that put us in the Purple Skin Club. Aging causes paper-thin skin and so the spots result. Not for me at 78, but them dam ‘phlebotomists’ (vampires) are walking Claymores…
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    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 5 months ago

    That was pop. That is mom. I am sure to be there soon…
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    comicsssfan said, 5 months ago

    @pelican47

    Exactly. I was afraid to say anything, but since you brought it up. I think eating a lot of vegetables helps with that.
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