I know what most people are thinking but he’s actually looking at the Victoria’s Secret full page ads. Six pages of Obits? I don’t think so.
Well, with what I have been seeing in the ‘Sports’ page, looking at the ‘Obits’ could be more interesting.
I check the obits every day to see if my name is listed. If it’s not there, then I go to work. :)
There was a small town weekly paper that was supposed to do a piece honoring a local citizen…somehow,it got listed as an obit. The man called the Editor to complain…the Editor asked where he was calling from…
My Obit has been published twice. Luckily, in error!
Good thing he got a haircut the other day. Never know what might happen next and Pluggers want to look good.
He’s just like George Burns who said " Every morning first thing I do is read the obituaries, if I’m not in them I get out of bed."
I get up each morning and dust off my wits, open the paper and read the Obits. If I’m not there, I know I’m not dead, so I eat a good breakfast, and go right back to bed. How do I know my youth is all spent, My get up and go, just got up and went. But inspit of it all, I’m able to grin, and think of the places my get up has been.
Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly