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   templo SUD said, 7 months ago

   I was at Albertson’s yesterday and the character behind me at the check-out wondered to put the hand basket when done with it. I said near the door.
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   Bald fat and ugly said, 7 months ago

   You are also a Plugger, if you know the lay out of the home store better than most of the employees.
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   pcolli said, 7 months ago

   @Bald fat and ugly

   Most supermarket, DIY warehouse employees don’t even know what day it is, let alone where things are. I go shopping every week and nothing’s where it was last time.
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   psychlady said, 7 months ago

   Not a bad idea – just in case!
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   tom_wright said, 7 months ago

   3 rules of aging:
   1. Never pass up a restroom
   2. Never trust a fart
   3. Never waste a hard on
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   IndyMan said, 7 months ago

   @tom_wright

   T(oo)
   M(uch)
   I(nformation)
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   david_42 said, 7 months ago

   And never goes to malls because they hide them far, far away.
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   snarky1941 said, 7 months ago

   What I hope for are benches and chairs
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   hippogriff said, 7 months ago

   pcolli: Our nearest Kroger is undergoing renovation (again!) and no one can find where anything goes. Sunday, we found Halloween candy in four or five different places and paper products in three. In the first renovation (that I know of), I broke up a customer when I remarked, “Somebody moved my cheese”, the book was on the best-seller list at the time.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Very good information to have there. I like to make sure I make a stop before I go out especially to the movies.
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    rpstrong said, 7 months ago

    @Bald fat and ugly

    “You are also a Plugger, if you know the lay out of the home store better than most of the employees.”

    My first thought exactly. I figured the other guy was asking where light fixtures were.
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    INGSOC said, 7 months ago

    Richard Danca - Do not forget to use the Plunger, if you happen to Plug Up the Toilet, in public establishments.!!
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    Colonel Claus said, 7 months ago

    @Bald fat and ugly

    I was wondering why I couldn’t have that handle.
    Are y’all saying that the employees at HiLows or Home Despot actually know something?
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    SkepticCal said, 7 months ago

    A Plugger knows at least three Home Depot employees by their first name.
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    pcolli said, 7 months ago

    I was in a DIY warehouse last weekend and asked someone an electrical question; he replied, “You’ll need to find Jeff, he normally hangs around aisle 9” I found him in aisle 17, with the Christmas trees.
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