Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 2 years ago

    Plants are alive.

  2. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 2 years ago

    Donuts are mostly dead.

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 2 years ago

    What about the poor, countless numbers of active culture in her yogurt?

  4. Nos Nevets

    Nos Nevets said, over 2 years ago

    The green M&Ms count as vegetables.

  5. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar said, over 2 years ago

    I used to know a girl was a vegetarian “except for turkey on Thanksgiving and ham on Christmas and brats on Memorial Day and bacon on any day.”

  6. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 2 years ago

    th’ heck with coffee! I want a half dozen old fashion donuts!!

  7. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 2 years ago

    A lot of wishy-washy would-be vegetarians like to announce “I don’t eat anything that has a face!” I always like to ask them to point out the face on an oyster.
    .
    Anyway, “you are what you eat”. Cows are herbivorous. I eat cows. Therefore I’m a vegetarian.

  8. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I guess his mom doesn’t realize that plants are alive too.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    She must be eating the Donut People!
    They live on Brewster Rockit.

  10. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 2 years ago

    @trekman58

    The coffee is to keep you out of the starch/sugar coma the donuts will put you in.

  11. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, over 2 years ago

    I have to admit that I am a carnivore. Well, except salad, broccoli, etc., sometimes. And especially Donuts!!!!

  12. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    Your mother killed a doughnut?
    Next thing you know, she’ll kill a Nauga for his hide.

  13. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    Omnivores eat it all

  14. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    @daDoctah

    And since plants eat sunlight, you’re a Solarian.

  15. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    They may have been alivie until someone shot a whole through the middle of them. The ones that weren’t shot died after having a bite taken out of them. They started oozing jelly.

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