Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 11 months ago

    Plants are alive.

  2. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 11 months ago

    Donuts are mostly dead.

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    What about the poor, countless numbers of active culture in her yogurt?

  4. Nos Nevets

    Nos Nevets said, 11 months ago

    The green M&Ms count as vegetables.

  5. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Mom sounds like an everything-a-tarian.

  6. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I used to know a girl was a vegetarian “except for turkey on Thanksgiving and ham on Christmas and brats on Memorial Day and bacon on any day.”

  7. trekman58

    trekman58 said, 11 months ago

    @MayKitten

    th’ heck with coffee! I want a half dozen old fashion donuts!!

  8. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 11 months ago

    A lot of wishy-washy would-be vegetarians like to announce “I don’t eat anything that has a face!” I always like to ask them to point out the face on an oyster.
    .
    Anyway, “you are what you eat”. Cows are herbivorous. I eat cows. Therefore I’m a vegetarian.

  9. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I guess his mom doesn’t realize that plants are alive too.

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    She must be eating the Donut People!
    They live on Brewster Rockit.

  11. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    @trekman58

    The coffee is to keep you out of the starch/sugar coma the donuts will put you in.

  12. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, 11 months ago

    I have to admit that I am a carnivore. Well, except salad, broccoli, etc., sometimes. And especially Donuts!!!!

  13. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    Your mother killed a doughnut?
    Next thing you know, she’ll kill a Nauga for his hide.

  14. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    Omnivores eat it all

  15. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    @daDoctah

    And since plants eat sunlight, you’re a Solarian.

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