Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. ratlum

    ratlum said, 8 months ago

    Who is doing the laundry?

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 8 months ago

    He doesn’t give up does he?

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 8 months ago

    “Poet” and “know it” rhyme, but I think not “hankerin’” and “pen” (or “ink pen”).

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 8 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems rhyme
    And some poems don’t.

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 8 months ago

    I think Earl’s starting from scratch here.

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, 8 months ago

    There was a young man from Wyatt,
    Who’s voice was exceedingly quiet.
    They say one day,
    It faded away…

  7. luckylouie

    luckylouie said, 8 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    It rhymes about as well as most cowboy poetry.

  8. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 8 months ago

    MAGNIFICO

  9. Pretzelcoatl

    Pretzelcoatl said, 8 months ago

    @Superfrog

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    In Soviet Russia
    Poem writes you

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

    The Gnoble Shovel
    .

    The shovel has more than one role.

    One is to remove dirt from a hole.

    Another is to remove leavings from a stall.

    Yet another is to protect troops with an earthen wall.

    It’s reversible: it can fill things in.

    It can be used for holes to throw bad poetry in.

    (Sound of shovel burying this comment)

  11. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 7 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Don’t look to me for an answer. I once wrote a song lyric that rhymed “fading” with “remaining”, and in the next verse “center” with “mental”.

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, 7 months ago

    @daDoctah

    You could have rhymed “central” with “mental” … unless you wanted to be centremental.

  13. pcolli

    pcolli said, 7 months ago

    Home, home on the range
    Where I’m feeling the pain even more.
    Where the pan and the pot
    Are becoming quite hot
    And my backside is blistered and sore.

  14. Al S.

    Al S. said, 7 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    In some parts of the southwest, when they say pen it sounds more like pin to outsiders.
    .
    So if someone from there asks to borrah a pin, don’t be giving them a hat pin, thumb tack, push pin or drawing pin, unless you want to be laughed at.

  15. Sportymonk

    Sportymonk GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    When his wife sees the back of that shirt (image it has ink all over it now) he may be home on the range.

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