Pickles by Brian Crane


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  1. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, over 2 years ago

    He really meant to put them in the freezer.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    Time to call the men in white coats Opal.

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    Jessica Fletcher is a bloody jinx!

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    The script practically writes itself.

  5. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    I always wondered how no one realised that Miz Fletcher was a clever serial killer—everywhere she went bodies started popping up, and who better to solve the “mystery” than the killer? They show Murder She Wrote in just about every country of the world, I’ve seen it on satellite dubbed into Italian, Arabic, Hungarian, you name it. If Ms Lansbury gets residuals for all that air time she must be a millionaire.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    re: orinoco

    I wrote a spoof of that some years back. She finally was caught and being taken to prison.

  7. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    Dawn French in “Murder Most Horrid”.

  8. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 2 years ago

    When my brother-in-law to-be was courting my sister, he asked his mother why my own mom was storing her laundry in the fridge. To his surprise, his mother said she does the same thing.

  9. olddog1

    olddog1 said, over 2 years ago

    In the movie “7 Year Itch” Marilyn Monroe’s character kept her bra and undies in the freezer during hot weather.

  10. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    Miss Opal Marple mixes murder, mayhem, and marmalade in the mystery Something Foul in the Fridge !

  11. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I think she reminds me of Miss Marple.

  12. Laynegg

    Laynegg said, over 2 years ago

    @Arye Uygur

    My Mom did too…She was pre-sprinkling them so she wouldn’t have to do it later when she got ready to iron them, they would have soured if they were left at room temperature. Sprinkling clothes before ironing helped you get a good crisp crease and smoother, wrinkle free shirt and pants. Works better than today’s steam irons.

  13. Five boys

    Five boys said, over 2 years ago

    We just dried our clothes completely and sprinkled them as we ironed. I had forgotten that, now use steam iron. Sprinkling worked just as we’ll.

  14. Jilly Baker

    Jilly Baker said, over 2 years ago

    Did we wonder why blue cheese smells like old man socks? Now we know.

  15. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    @Five boys

    My mom just never bought anything that wasn’t treated with “permanent press.” Then I moved to Europe—we don’t have it here. 31 years married, and I’m still lousy at ironing.

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