Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t do it Nelson. He’s just toying with you.

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Come on, Earl, you know if you use that other hand too, you’ll find some food down there next to the remote.

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    It’s like some indigenous bell-looking trap where the monkey grabs some fruit therein and gets caught because it stubbornly won’t let go of the fruit.

  4. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, over 1 year ago

    Have Nelson bring you the Porta-Potty too while you’re at it.

  5. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    He’s really searching for loose change but he doesn’t want to share the loot with Nelson.

  6. poppy1313

    poppy1313 said, over 1 year ago

    Let’s see how did we control the TV before remotes….. Ah I don’t remember. Long time since we had to get up out of the chair and turn a knob. But wait new TV’s don’t have knobs ???

  7. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 1 year ago

    TV remotes, and their near-relatives, cell phones, are actually the advance guard of aliens that are taking over our planet. And your little ipads, too.
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    They are semi-sentient von Neumann machines proliferating exponentially. First were TV remotes. They grow little centipede legs when you’re not looking, and scurry into hidden, inaccessible places. They also have impossible-to-decipher buttons for options you will never figure out how use – just to make you feel inferior and demoralized.
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    And iphones? Hate to tell you, but every time you put one up to your ear is closer to the time when it will attach itself permanently to your skull.
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    Oh, yes. Someday soon (and the lackies at NSA are part of this) the aliens in all their electronic disguises will suddenly turn on their owners and meld to their faces, drill into their frontal lobes, and all humans will be controlled by insidious bad-wicked-evil forces. That’s eeeeeeeeevil forces!
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    Steve Jobs did not die – he went back to alien headquarters and will return soon in triumph. Foolish humans! We have left that nice fellow, Vladimir Putin, temporarily in charge. Buuuwwhaaaahahaha!
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    Whooops. Maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this. (- (-

  8. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, over 1 year ago

    Can’t you just lift up the cushion?

  9. BarBaraPrz

    BarBaraPrz said, over 1 year ago

    @emptc12

    I’d love to repost this somewhere…

  10. david_42

    david_42 said, over 1 year ago

    @poppy1313

    Very true. The button only turns the power on.

  11. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 1 year ago

    Had a couch like that…named ‘Bertha’

  12. midwest1953

    midwest1953 said, over 1 year ago

    Actually looking for loose Cheetos..

  13. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 1 year ago

    @BarBaraPrz

    Sure, it’s a throwaway. Probably the caffeine talking.

  14. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 1 year ago

    Just let Nelson get it… Smaller hands don’t get stuck,

  15. janinabarnes

    janinabarnes said, over 1 year ago

    @poppy1313

    My parent’s new TV doesn’t even have a power button on the TV itself. If they ever lose the remote, the TV will be completely useless.

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