Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Shirttail Slim

    Shirttail Slim said, 11 months ago

    Reminds me of the time some security company called. Guy said, “How you feeling today?”
    I said, “Safe”, and hung up.

  2. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    She’s really starting to suffer from old timer’s disease, isn’t she? Now me, I only have sometimer’s disease.

  3. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    We used to get calls for a theater and people would ask what’s playing. I’d get so annoyed I started making up movie titles and times.


    If I were Opal, I would have told him exactly where to go. snerk…………

  4. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 11 months ago

    Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

  5. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 11 months ago

    Wrong number Opal.

  6. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 11 months ago

    @beviek

    Ya know those two little hairs on Earl’s head didn’t bug be until you mentioned it the other day. But now…

  7. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 11 months ago

    Hyacinth Bucket (Pronounced Boo-KAY) has the same problem, a Chinese takeout place has a close number. She even complained to the Chinese Embassy about it.

  8. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Linux0s

    Oh Goodness!!! Sorry about that… :)

  9. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 11 months ago

    I used to get calls for a dentist who had a similar phone number. I couldn’t understand why because my outgoing message said, “I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone – I’m feeding my pet boa constrictor.”

    Finally, I visited the dentist’s office (a few blocks from my home). I told the receptionist that my outgoing message didn’t sound like a dentist’s message. The receptionist asked me to com into the waiting room where I saw several cages of boa constrictors..

  10. luckylouie

    luckylouie said, 11 months ago

    Our phone number was one digit off from the number of the Buckhorn, a local tavern. Lots of interesting calls on Saturday night — mostly on the order of
    “Is my husband Bill there?”
    “No, you have…”
    “You lying !#^$*. Tell that *&$^% to kick that !#$^$ floozy off his &#$(%# lap and get his cheating *%#%$ home!”

  11. BrandeX

    BrandeX said, 11 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Wow, now that’s stupidity! What’s next, calling up the Nigerian embassy because some dark skinned young men are playing music too loud?

  12. homer911

    homer911 said, 11 months ago

    @BrandeX Relax – it was a TV comedy show..

  13. pelican47

    pelican47 said, 11 months ago

    For a couple of years I answered the phone with “Telephone…” instead of “Hello?”
    Kind of stopped callers in their tracks.

  14. Meg Locklear

    Meg Locklear said, 11 months ago

    I used to get calls for the IRS office.

  15. djc928

    djc928 said, 11 months ago

    Our number used to be a gas station’s. We’d get calls like this – Can you jump me?

    And, it’s one digit different than an auto dealer’s. People are always surprised that we don’t have a service department. I eventually took to telling them to be more careful and hit the 1 instead of the 4. You’d think they’d get a clue when the phone was answered “hello” instead of “business name.”

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