Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, almost 2 years ago

    Make Opal climb up the tree and get it Earl.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 2 years ago

    get a ladder, Earl you doofus

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 2 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    No, no ! Tree climbing at their age could be extremely dangerous. Cut the thing down, Earl.

  4. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, almost 2 years ago

    Forbid Nelson to get it. That should do the trick.

  5. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Use a chainsaw.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    Must not get much sunshine there if the bag is still in the tree after a year. The ethylene-based plastic is pretty fragile.
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    When people dump trash on public lands, the much-tougher plastic bags tend to sunrot fast and thus releases the contents, making an even bigger mess.

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    And if you bury them in a landfill they last for a hundred years.

  8. homer911

    homer911 said, almost 2 years ago

    burn it off..

  9. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, almost 2 years ago

    Wait another week or two and the leaves will block the view of the bag.

  10. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Chainsaw’s in the shop.

  11. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, almost 2 years ago

    You know they make these long poles with grabbers on the end. They’re meant for changing outdoor lights that are outside the reach of a normal ladder. They’d probably work well with a bag too.

  12. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    I have the same problem and I ain’t climbing no ladder to the top of the tree. No way!

  13. shtihl

    shtihl said, almost 2 years ago

    @ewalnut

    awesome idea

  14. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, almost 2 years ago

    Unless he’s going to chop up Opal.

  15. Evil Rat

    Evil Rat said, almost 2 years ago

    Get a shotgun and use shells made with table salt and rock salt, then shoot the sack. It will either blow it off, of shred it(and it will eventually blow away).

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