Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, 4 months ago

    My mind is an open book…all blank pages !

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 4 months ago

    If Opal could read Earl’s mind he would be
    spending a lot more time sleeping on the
    couch.

  3. beviek

    beviek said, 4 months ago

    If she’s reading his mind you can be sure it won’t take long. Short read.

  4. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    A mind is like a parachute: it works best when open.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    ’I’m losing my mind, Brain!’
    ’It’s a short trip, Pinky.’

  6. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    Earl, you must be boring…

  7. mkahn

    mkahn said, 4 months ago

    Earl with the auto-zinger!

  8. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 4 months ago

    It’s no wonder Nelson always has a blank look on his face.

  9. EarlP2

    EarlP2 said, 4 months ago

    I think there’s a Lot in Earl’s mind – but she’s read it all before.

    A grandson like Nelson will mimic grandpa’s expression — which is hidden behind the glasses and mustache.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    When you meditate you are supposed to not have any thoughts idle or otherwise.

  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 4 months ago

    Think spicier thought Earl, think spicier thoughts.

  12. poppy1313

    poppy1313 said, 4 months ago

    Got to line the helmet with tin foil

  13. 5+8=64

    5+8=64 said, 4 months ago

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  14. 5+8=64

    5+8=64 said, 4 months ago

    @5+8=64

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  15. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 4 months ago

    win: There used to be (maybe still) a little survival booklet in the flap of the parachute pack titled “Emergency Uses of the Parachute”. A friend of mine who was with the OSS behind the lines in China said, “I thought all uses of the parachute were emergency.”
    .
    Matthew Ridgeway, commander of the 82nd airborne at D-Day, asked about skydiving, said, “A parachute is a lousy means of transportation.”

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