Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 9 months ago

    At our house it was tomatoes. And green beans. To this day, if I close my eyes I can see rows of green bean plants. We kids were sent out to pick em, and you knew if you picked em, the plant would make more.

  2. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 9 months ago

    I know one idea Opal can do with her zucchini: not give them to Andi Fox. Another idea is two worded: farmer’s market.

  3. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 9 months ago

    You two wouldn’t have this problem every year if
    you would just not plant any zucchini.

  4. beviek

    beviek said, 9 months ago

    Bread it and fry it and dip it in some marinara sauce! Yum!

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    At least Nelson has a pet he doesn’t have to pick up after.

  5. Linguist

    Linguist said, 9 months ago

    You really know who your real friends are , if you grow zucchini.

  6. jmattadams

    jmattadams said, 9 months ago

    Sell it to Walmart. They can never keep zucchini in stock.

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

    Plant cucumbers instead. Eat some and pickle the rest.

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

    Why do people plant it to begin with?

  9. night ranger

    night ranger said, 9 months ago

    Here Zook! Here boy . . . . . play dead! Good boy, good Zook!

  10. KA7DRE

    KA7DRE said, 9 months ago

    When I was a kid, we would put them in a paper sack and set them on the neighbors front porch. We would then ring the doorbell and run like hell.

  11. Gary Albert

    Gary Albert said, 9 months ago

    make zucchini bread yummy!

  12. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 9 months ago

    If it talks back, give it to the neighbor, that you don’t like!

  13. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 9 months ago

    It seems there are a lot of comics where the people have a lot of zucchini..why is that ? Are they easy to grow ? I did well with my cherry tomatoes I grew in a pot, so I guess I will try zucchini next time…

  14. slug_queen

    slug_queen said, 9 months ago

    Sunday morning, go to church. Slip out in the middle of the service, put the zucchini in the backseat of the first car you find unlocked. It’ll serve ’em right. ;-)

  15. J. Short

    J. Short said, 9 months ago

    Curb your zucchini.

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