Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    My one cat has about three of them a week.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Poems, hairballs, what’s the difference?
    .
    There once was a nasty cat called Muffin.
    Who was used as a comic strip mcguffin.
    For fun she tormented humans.
    And somehow never was fed into rumens.
    .
    Blech. Poetry…

    :)

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    There once was a cat from Nantucket….

  4. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 2 years ago

    As I am owned by a cat, I can say a hairball is a lot more disgusting than that.

  5. Mark

    Mark said, over 2 years ago

    It’s not the hairballs I mind, it’s their pride in adding to the carpet that bugs me.

  6. milania

    milania said, over 2 years ago

    @Mark

    Cats are useless.

  7. milania

    milania said, over 2 years ago

    Cats are vile, disgusting creatures.

  8. pathfindercec

    pathfindercec said, over 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    There once was a cat from Nantucket …
    who carefully hairballed a bucket
    when asked why do that
    said the fastidious cat …
    when i’m hungry again, i will suck it.

  9. Kab Buch

    Kab Buch said, over 2 years ago

    We have a cat daughter brought home ages ago. House we now has a wooden type floor. When the cat going through cat stuff we aim towards the wood esier to clean up. He still does on carpet not happy to us.

  10. greendelsol94

    greendelsol94 said, over 2 years ago

    We have 4 cats in our household. I am usually the first person up each morning. Even though it is light out, I always turn on the lights as I go thru the house because there are always many cat surprises to be found.

  11. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee said, over 2 years ago

    That hairball should convince Opal to chose a different subject for her poem.

  12. LuvThemPluggers

    LuvThemPluggers said, over 2 years ago

    Wait! Earl is quoting Frost? I never woulda thunk it!

  13. Slywlf

    Slywlf said, over 2 years ago

    Cat – a ball of fur
    warm and serenely wrapped
    around a soft purr

  14. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 2 years ago

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie… Andrew Dice Clay.

  15. Dampwaffle

    Dampwaffle said, over 2 years ago

    Dogs are genetically programmed to show affection to the creature they think are their pack leaders. They are genetic suck ups whose greatest goal in life is to find something disgusting to roll in.
    Cats are solitary creatures by nature, and ounce for ounce are much smarter than dogs. They appreciate humans just because they like them, not because nature programmed them to do it. When a cat gets in your lap, turns his purr box on, and closes his eyes to slits, then you KNOW you’ve been loved just for being you. The occasional hairball or dead mouse liver on the doorstep is a small price to pay.

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