Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, 11 months ago

    Yeah, really thoughtful Earl. And you didn’t even offer to share with Nelson.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 11 months ago

    If you bought it for Opal, why are you eating it?

  3. KenTheCoffinDweller

    KenTheCoffinDweller said, 11 months ago

    Earl is not eating the candybar, he is merely assertaining its freshness and suitability for consumption.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    Now he owes her two!
    And if he eats those before she sees them, he’ll owe her FOUR.

    Opal, you’d better hope he keeps eating your candy,

  5. Igor Smetlavich

    Igor Smetlavich said, 11 months ago

    At this rate, in a month’s time, he’ll owe her 1,073,741,824

  6. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    Don’t be silly. He still only owes her one.

  7. flagfly

    flagfly said, 11 months ago

    Let HIM eat the junk food. Call it lunch, then go out to a nice place for lunch by yourself.

  8. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 11 months ago

    Enjoy it Earl, Then you deserve a nice afternoon nap.

  9. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, 11 months ago

    i don’t get it.

  10. smalltownbrown

    smalltownbrown said, 11 months ago

    Neither did Opal.

  11. Linguist

    Linguist said, 11 months ago

    @smalltownbrown

    LOL Good one!

  12. Number Three

    Number Three said, 11 months ago

    Rather steal a candy bar than Opal’s cash.

    Andy Capp wouldn’t need to think twice when going into Flo’s purse.

    xxx

  13. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, 11 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    When Nelson tells her,he’ll know where his favorite sleeping area will be tonight.

  14. Evil Rat

    Evil Rat said, 11 months ago

    Now all Earl has to do is slip the wrapper into her purse. When she finds it all he has to say is “You must have ate it.” Hopefully she’ll be having a “distracted” day and will believe him……(yeah, right) LOL!

  15. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 11 months ago

    It’s JUST a candy bar. I buy “fun size” candy bars, stash them and tell my wife where they are, and she can have as many as she wants. I don’t extend the same courtesy to my kids though, they would be gone as quickly as I could buy them. We also keep cookies etc in the pantry, or try to, but they end up disappearing a lot quicker than my stashed candy.

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