Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, 11 months ago

    I hope Nelson does gooder.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 11 months ago

    It won’t be too long until Earl will be sitting on
    another kind of seat after what he ate.

  3. KA7DRE

    KA7DRE said, 11 months ago

    Nelson should go bring Earl a bottle of Imodium.
    Or maybe some 7-Up. . . Uurrp !

  4. Linguist

    Linguist said, 11 months ago

    Mexican weather forecast: Chili today, Hot tamale

  5. 8ball

    8ball said, 11 months ago

    And a low wind advisory.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short said, 11 months ago

    In a few hours he REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THEM!

  7. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    He’ll never learn. And neither will I.

  8. erniedimples

    erniedimples said, 11 months ago

    When the belly is burning, Earl’s curve for learning will for peace be yearning…

  9. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, 11 months ago

    @hsawlrae

    You mean “do better”.

  10. Submachine

    Submachine said, 11 months ago

    He shoulda had ice cream too.

  11. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 11 months ago

    Isn’t that saying a direct translation of the words in a non-English saying?

  12. LuvThemPluggers

    LuvThemPluggers said, 11 months ago

    “Vee are Too soon auldt and too late schmardt”

    Arthur Godfrey was always saying that.

    If you ask who Arthur was…….go to your room!

  13. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 11 months ago

    Here today , Gone tamale.

  14. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 11 months ago

    Grandma had that saying “und too late schmardt” on one

    of her old coffee cups…

    I wonder if Antique Roadshow would give me anything for it?

  15. codedaddy

    codedaddy said, 11 months ago

    The way I heard the saying the Pa. Dutch supposedly say “Too soon old und too late Schmart”. Nelson might think that this is talking even funnier.

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