Pickles by Brian Crane


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  1. Andrew Philippe

    Andrew Philippe said, over 5 years ago

    I lived there. Was crammed full of cranky old people who refused to let anything decent in terms of business move into town. and interesting fact. It was incorporated as " The town of Paradise" so now that its city size it should be called the city of the town of paradise.

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 5 years ago

    Better than Hell, Michigan!

  3. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Not according to my research.

  4. hildigunnur

    hildigunnur GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    pair of dice, California.

  5. Muchadou

    Muchadou said, over 5 years ago

    My uncle lives there! It’s lovely. Dunno about the hereafter part though… :))

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    I was just there a few weeks ago!
    Only for a few days, and I was staying in a smaller town literally up the road, not long or close enough to get to know much about living there, but it’s pretty.
    There’s actually a story that Paradise was named after an old saloon called the Pair-O-Dice, but that legend has been pretty well debunked.
    It has about 25,000 people. That’s a city in some states but California law says “town” and “city” mean the same thing.
    Anyhow, I can’t say I’ve been to Hell but I’ve gone grocery shopping in Paradise.

  7. JazzyBella

    JazzyBella GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Earl.. you are just so full of ……..

  8. Bear

    Bear said, over 5 years ago

    My research assures me hell is baggage claim at the airport in Atlanta.

  9. tarzanjungle2

    tarzanjungle2 said, over 5 years ago

    The Bible clearly outlines the steps that God’s Kingdom will take to restore Paradise to earth:
    God looks at the way the nations have fouled the air, water, and land by their selfish exploitation of earth’s resources and their bloody and destructive warfare, there is ample reason for him to feel wrathful and to take action to put a stop to their mindless course.
    That is why he will “bring to ruin those ruining the earth” before it is too late. This will then allow the natural healing power of the earth to reverse the damage done and to bring the earth back to a paradisaic state.
    The Kingdom will also deal with the crime and criminals that rob one of security and happiness so essential to Paradise.

  10. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, over 5 years ago

    shame on you. you assume normal people will buy into this? more than likely walk around you—way around—cross the street maybe. i guess someone has to keep the sheep-shearers in business,

  11. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 5 years ago

    We call Vegas heaven’s waiting room…

  12. frightenup

    frightenup said, over 5 years ago


    You’re probably thinking of the saying that whether you go to Heaven or Hell, you’ll have to pass through the Atlanta airport. I travel often and I’ve found Atlanta to be much smoother than the older airports in the NE. Sure, it’s busy, but that’s better than confusing.

  13. JanCinLV

    JanCinLV said, over 5 years ago


    Funny, I can’t find anything at all about environmentalism in my bible, and certainly nothing about time for the earth to heal itself. According to Revelation, the earth will be completely destroyed by fire and an new earth created in its place.

  14. mythreesons

    mythreesons GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Thanks to all who wished me luck Monday here on Pickles. The surgery results were not what I had hoped, but I’m a tough old broad and will take the steps to conquer the “Big C.”

  15. Melissa Pollard

    Melissa Pollard said, over 5 years ago

    Hahahaha I’m from Paradise, California that’s funny! And yes it’s pretty much a retirement community so this is pretty accurate lol.

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