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   EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

   Some years ago I saw a rather largish lady riding a bicycle with a 4X4 on the back of her jacket. What a tremendous sense of humor.

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   BC13 said, about 1 month ago

   Even math books don’t give you the answer to the problem, Nelson…unless you’ve got the teacher’s edition.

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   glslightning said, about 1 month ago

   Why does the teachers’ edition have to have the answers? They should know how to solve the problems themselves!

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   tamsin said, about 1 month ago

   lol EarlWash!
   I always thought a truck WAS the answer…

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   BC13 said, about 1 month ago

   I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those gas guzzlers.

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   Chateaux Margaux said, about 1 month ago

   Kids today! They got all the answers (where did I put that pencil?)

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   Macushlalondra said, about 1 month ago

   Never mind, Nelson, it’s just one of the mysteries of the universe.

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   JohnDiFool said, about 1 month ago

   ”= my man equipment is very small.”

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   ♠Lonewolf♠ said, about 1 month ago

   BC13

   I don’t want to be caught dead in one either, but alive is acceptable!

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    ♠Lonewolf♠ said, about 1 month ago

    JohnDiFool

    I’m sorry. TMI

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    Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

    The answer is always 42, you have to ask the right question.

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    HelmetHead said, about 1 month ago

    Does a Ford Prefect come 4X4?

13. 

    Chikuku said, about 1 month ago

    16x4=64 64x4=256 256x4= 1024

14. 

    DragonPowered said, about 1 month ago

    HelmetHead:
    Only if you’re hitchhiking.

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    misterwhite said, about 1 month ago

    Reminds me of the comedian that told about the time he got punched out by the overly large women when he said “Size 20”.

    She was wearing a pair of jeans with the logo “Guess” on the pocket.

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    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    Don’t take Nelson to a store where they sell lumber.

    He would be asking why there are no answers on the lumber sizes?

    I had math books which had answers to the chapter questions in the back of the book. And, they weren’t teacher’s editions either.

    But, the teachers made up their own weekly and final exams.

    Supposedly, the child actors, aka “classmates,” on the “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?” TV show are supposed to be smart 5th graders.

    But, since they start taping the show in the summer time after they have been merely promoted to the 5th grade, none of them are really 5th graders in the sense that they are NOT taking 5th grade classes.

    On a recent show, now on the CMT cable channel and in syndication, the country music star chose not to answer the bonus question. But, when he was shown the question, he knew the answer and gave it. He also knew the answer to one of the regular questions and none of the classmates knew it.

    But, because he decided to drop out before officially answering the bonus question, he had to lie and say, “I’m not smarter than a 5th grader.”

    They don’t have students from regular classes chosen to be the classmates. That’s because all of the questions are from advanced placement classes.

    If one of those child actors knows the answers of all of the questions on the show, he can say, “I just passed the 4th grade and I am as smart as a 5th grader.”

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    boldyuma said, about 1 month ago

    Reminds me of the joke about a 7 year old following
    a “large” lady with ‘Guess’ jeans on the rear pocket.
    The kid said out-loud…..

    …”About 300 pounds”…

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Because trucks aren’t the answer, see
    To all that was and is ever to be
    No Chevy Truck or even a Ford
    Can haul like a Dodge, oh my Lord
    Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere, like me

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    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    42, good buddy, like we used to say on the old CB.

    Ya know?