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   cleokaya said, 2 months ago

   What is it about women and their detection devices.. or what is it about men and our inability to find anything?

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   ejcapulet said, 2 months ago

   It’s just the multi-track mind thing.

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   Ronshua said, 2 months ago

   True , scary true and spooky .

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   KingRat said, 2 months ago

   more like the one who puts it away knows were it’s at

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   GrinsToYa said, 2 months ago

   I just want to know… where’s the missing sock after laundry? There’s always one missing… and where the heck do those socks go?

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   Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

   Oh they’re out there in the atmosphere somewhere. Someday I think God will open the missing sock drawer in heaven and we’ll find all of them.

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   ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 2 months ago

   The socks are being kept up there for us when we retire. He doesn’t want us looking for socks later!!

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   BC13 said, 2 months ago

   I thought I was the only one who had missing socks.

   Hopefully that missing sock drawer will have socks that match, otherwise I’d feel like I put on a black shoe and a brown shoe.

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   rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

   lndividuals, maybe like you.
   mean, mean tools…

   and if you question that, consider

   you know you put all of your socks in
   you know you have two feet
   you know you checked, made sure
   one sock was not left behind
   so how can you possibly end up
   with an odd number of socks?

   big, big universe
   and growing

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 2 months ago

    Dad rarely had a problem of finding his clothing articles.

    But, Mom had a special gift. When I was growing up, after she had taught us how to cook, she would be in the living room and one of us would be in the kitchen and she would tell us to use a certain utensil, bowl, pot or pan.

    She couldn’t even see into the kitchen and we might pick up something and say “Is this it?” without even her seeing it. She would tell us “yes” or “no” and always be correct.

    Dad had a saying about finding lost things, “It’s always in the last place you look.”

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    Chateaux Margaux said, 2 months ago

    Nice to know there are more husbands that can’t find anything; must be a man thing; if it’s not in front of him, he doesn’t move things around to find it. Besides, Opal had those concealed in her left sleeve, right? LOL

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    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    I for one don’t give a first rip whether my socks match. When they’re clear down there in my boots, I can’t see them anyway and neither can anyone else. What I don’t see, won’t hurt me. Besides that, they match my feet…that’s all that really matters.

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    Coffee-Turtle said, 2 months ago

    ‘Tis sorcery! What further proof do we need?!? Thou art a witch!

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    Guilden_NL said, 2 months ago

    Sent it to my wife. After 28 years, this is the only thing that still bugs me to heck. I put something down for a minute (no, I am not a slob, I am the neat freak in the family!) and she takes it upon herself to move it. But her stuff?!?!?!? She’ll leave it in a pile (that’s organizing, don’t ya know?) for weeks on end. Upon speaking with my gender brethren, I think women have an innate need to move stuff that isn’t there’s. Mothers, wives, girlfriends all do it.

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    Carmy said, 2 months ago

    Maybe Earl just needs some new glasses.

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    Just buy one color of socks dude, then you don’t have to worry. When you retire, if you haven’t already, buy another color, like white, because with white socks, that means one doesn’t care.

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    rebbyshy1 said, 2 months ago

    I know where most things are in this pig sty we call a room but one thing i can never find that my husband can find for me are my shoes… sometimes it isn’t my fault his dog like to hide them on me

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    Just plain Steve said, 2 months ago

    Are you channeling Pluggers, EarlWash?

    http://tinyurl.com/o8olbn

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    comixavier said, 2 months ago

    Get Jon Arbuckle, Earl Pickles. That man really knows how to organize his sock drawer.

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    Tigger said, 2 months ago

    Earl,

    Tell Opal you wanted the Blue Pair of Socks

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    mututoyou said, 2 months ago

    I don’t know if any of you remember the book called “Sniglets” - words made up to define things that had no words - such as where missing socks go…to the “hozone”. Or, when Earl & Opal were grinning at each other at the table, checking for food particles…the particles would be called “lubs”.

    Fun book - can’t find it anymore.

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    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    Hey , Steve, me channel Pluggers? I AM a plugger!

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    NoBrandName said, 2 months ago

    Of course it’s always in the last place you look - because once you find it you stop looking!

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    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Brilliant! FREAKIN’ brilliant!

    I used to wear orange socks just to fork with peoples’ minds.