Pickles by Brian Crane

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 2 months ago

    Earl’s got to be more careful. He could’ve pulled his dentures
    out.

  2. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Poor banana.

  3. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Now don’t you wish you asked for a cookie, Nelson?

  4. JDG

    JDGGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Watch the Asians. They open the other end. I opens easily!!

  5. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer said, 2 months ago

    split it along a side, works every time!

  6. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    leave it on a windowsill for a day or two…

  7. Danny Z

    Danny Z said, 2 months ago

    This is why I always carry a Gerber multitool…

  8. FishStix

    FishStix said, 2 months ago

    Very well done, Earl. And a bowl might be a good idea, too.

  9. JohnDiFool

    JohnDiFool said, 2 months ago

    Just wait 8 years, when grandpa will use a banana to explain how to put a condom on. More hilariousness ensues…

  10. efwjso

    efwjso said, 2 months ago

    If you ask Opal very nicely, she might make banana bread or pie…… Not that men can’t bake/cook, but would you eat anything Earl’s made?

  11. somedae

    somedae said, 2 months ago

    You open a banana by the other end …just pinch it off…he should know that..

  12. Gene Strattmann

    Gene StrattmannGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    That is one tough banana

  13. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    Hey, Earl, wouldn’t it have been easier to whack it a time or two with the claw hammer?

  14. comixavier

    comixavier said, 2 months ago

    I think Nelson doesn’t want his banana anymore.

  15. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    When I’ve run into this issue, Mr. Knife did the trick

    If they’re thta tough to open, they’re too Green

  16. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Where is your handy-dandy, ever-ready Ginsu knife?

    Cuts anything, everytime, the first time. Ol’ Earl coulda whipped that puppy open in a second with Mr Ginsu.

  17. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Anyone for Banana puree’ ?

  18. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Use a strong sharp pair of scissors to snip off the tough stem. Gotta be smarter than the banana.

    Or mix that banana puree with peanut butter for a delicious and fattening dessert.