Pickles by Brian Crane

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  1. Alicia

    Alicia said, 4 months ago

    HeeHee…isn’t that how it always goes? I find myself being that same way!! Poor Earl!!

  2. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Actually they are having a conversation already. Maybe not a good one, but one nonetheless.

  3. Jor-El

    Jor-El said, 4 months ago

    What terrifies me is when a woman says, “We have to talk.”

    No, nobody has to talk. It never goes well.

  4. Paul Jones

    Paul Jones said, 4 months ago

    This might also be why he drinks to relax; it’s impossible to live with someone who insists on being a jerk.

  5. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    How did they stay together so long. LOL

  6. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Hurry Earl, call Nelson over for relief!

  7. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Poor Earl. Damned if you do and Damned if you don’t/

  8. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I have a better idea. Take your dinners out to the living room and eat in front of the TV. Anything’s better than this.

  9. one8romeo

    one8romeo said, 4 months ago

    “If a man’s words are no better than silence, a man should keep silent.” -Kwai Chang Caine.

  10. FishStix

    FishStix said, 4 months ago

    I notice that Opal always has to say something.

  11. idwiz123

    idwiz123 said, 4 months ago

    Maybe this is Opal’s attempt at humor?

  12. Mac

    Mac said, 4 months ago

    Jor-El said, ”What terrifies me is when a woman says, ‘We have to talk.’”

    Well, usually what she means is, she has to talk, and you have to listen.

  13. StradMan37

    StradMan37Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Earl, I feel your pain - I REALLY do!
    Can’t start a conversation with ”She Who Must Be Insane”, without her starting to SCREAM!!!

    So, she’s always saying - sorry, YELLING: ”You never talk to me”…….I give up.

  14. #1 redskins fan

    #1 redskins fan said, 4 months ago

    Opal: “Earl, does this dress make me look fat?”
    Earl: “no more than the one you had on yesterday!”

    And that’s when the fight started…

  15. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    Talking can wait till the supper finishes first; otherwise, the meal on plate will become cold.

  16. ChukLitl

    ChukLitlGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    “We need to talk,” means we’re in trouble because she needed to hear something a while ago & we didn’t say it. Lacking psychic powers we don’t know what she wanted to hear or when. “I love you, beautiful,” in the morning & “How was your day?” in the evening are usually sufficient, though.

  17. w1e2r3

    w1e2r3 said, 3 months ago

    My motherin law talks so much if you dont answer when she asks a question she will answer it her self.