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Perhaps fairy logic is more advanced than ours. If it was to Drusilla’s benefit for Satori to skewer Dinah, perhaps then it will be good for Satori if Pibgorn beheads version Satori+Sparklies….
To those of you who have not read part one go to yesterdays comic on page 7 and read part one.
LADY VAMPIRE ( HUNTRESS OF EVIL )
By ladywolf17
Part Two - The hunt begins
The lady in black got back on her motorcycles and went to the next establishment that was in her memory from the book. She checked the entire establishment but Simone was no where to be found. The lady chuckled to herself and took a drink of whiskey. She did not swallow the whiskey but instead swished it around inside her mouth. The green eyes of the lady in black began to glow. Then she opened up her mouth and blew out fire.
As the lady in black left the building she could hear people screaming and cursing every foul word in the name of God. As she drove away on her motorcycle, the building became overtaken by flames. The firefighters were definitely going to earn their paychecks tonight.
The next known place that Simone owns was a strip joint which was located in a run down trashy neighborhood in this town. The lady in black knew that this would be the place that she would find him, for the stench of his foul blood was present here.
As she made her way into the joint, she was disgusted by what she saw. Women completely in the nude were entertaining the rowdy men. The men who were willing to spend a little extra cash were taken into a private room where pleasure awaited them.
One of the rowdy men that was under the influence of alcohol reached out to touch her behind. He then handed the lady in black some money hoping for some sexual action. She smiled at him and took the money. The only action that she gave him how ever was taking his head and slamming it down on the table knocking him out cold. She then returned his money and continued on with the hunt.
The foul stench of blood led her into a secret passage way that only vampires like her knew about. She took out her sword and began to navigate her way through the passageway. Howls could be heard all around her as she slowed her step to prepare for battle.
A couple of ravenous werewolves came at her from all directions. With her sword out, she was more than a match for the beasts as they came at her. She moved with the grace of a ballerina and attacked with the deadly skill of a martial arts expert. Her sword slashed into the belly of one werewolf while her feet in motion connected on another werewolf taken it down quickly. With her strong legs she quickly tighten up her grip and twisted the werewolf’s head, breaking its neck, killing it instantly.
Two more werewolves emerged from the darkness and came at her. The lady in black took to the air and did a spin move. While doing the spin move she took out a specially made revolver from her trench coat and took aim at the two remaining werewolves. The bullets ripped into the flesh of both werewolves causing them intense pain as silver nitrate was released into their bloodstream. She watched the death struggles of the werewolves with fascination then made her way to the end of the passageway putting some explosive devices on both walls She then went to the end of the passageway where a door was. Once again she ripped the door off its hinges and went in. She finally came face to face with Simone, the one who had made her a vampire.
People born since Star Wars came out are more than half my age…
I remember, just after stepdaughter Helen’s fourteenth birthday (which was before she was my stepdaughter, and not too long after Kate and i met), as i was driving her to school one day, we were discussing how kids these days view the future - if any.
I told her that when i was her age, i really didn’t expect to have the chance to be thirty - my fourteenth birthday was 22 October, 1962. And i come from Greenville SC.
She said “Oh, right.”
I was somewhat impressed that someone born in 1974 would recognise the significance of the date, even though i had to explain about Major Anderson…
Fatuncle: All stings considered, I wouldn’t want to diagnose anything long distance. But I very much doubt that your four bites are actually spider bites. If you have the crushed or captured spider to show the doctor, then I withdraw the suggestion.
You’d have to know what spiders are extant in your area, and whether they’re poisonous or you’re allergic to them; and whether there are other creatures in your bed to bite you (far more likely).
And with all respect to doctors, they often aren’t expert in the field of spiders and their bites. MANY diagnosed spider bites are from completely different beasties.
I’m not saying your bites don’t exist! I’m just protecting the reputation of the much-maligned spider, who will only bite to protect itself and would rather run away than bite you.
We have not yet.seen the face. Whatever weird thing it is that’s going on with the eyes doesn’t reveal their true color…or even if they have any. The clothes and the hair are Satori…but we really don’t know who we’re looking at here.
The only thing that I believe you can count on is that Pib doesn’t decapitate her, becaue if she does…it’s ballgame.
And she looks ready to get back some of her own from when Satori sliced and diced in the game!!
I thought of that just as the “Send” button clicked on my last comment.
Incdentally - i again reiterate my recommendation of Giselle, particularly when, as in the current strip (or in this one), her succubus cousin Lula’s profession causes awkward pauses…
I don’t know Sisyphos but I think I will put some new batteries in my flashlight in case I run into any of Lw’s were creatures along the way. I hope silver plated bullets work. (it’s all I could afford)
The last house that My dad and I lived in He went outside one night and saw a tarantula spider on our front porch. I was so scared that I would have screamed if my dad hadn’t covered my mouth. He told me to calm down or the tarantula spider might come after me.
Regarding your response to my 9CWL post “last night,” ladywolf17 Pib 4 Life, I meant “dumb…” as in the sense of speechless, not anything derogatory towards Amos….
And yet, Ladywolf, some people keep tarantulas as pets. Eww!
You just have to know how to handle them, I guess.
The hour is late, the wind is cold, the street is white with the first snow of the season, and I am tired. I shall therefore struggle away from this time vortex known as the Internet, and toddle off to more romantic pursuits.
QUIZ RESULTS What did we see when the strip/page updated?
9 Chickweed Lane .1. Edda walks/talks/mimes with A)Mary, B)Amos.
.2. GLORIOSKI!! .3. Mark and Seth wait for Amos/Mary and Edda to return.
.4. 6th, 7th, 8th, etc… grade flashback.
.5. An old couple, following them, remembers their youth.
.6. Isabel and Burkhardt display their famous “Snogging” technique.
.7. Meanwhile, back at the Burber Farm…
.8. Sister Stevens takes an important phone call.
.9. Get out your hankies!
.10. None of the above/Did NOT see that comming!
Pibgorn .1. Satori continues to hide her face.
.2. The battle is paused. The others gather around Satori.
.3. Satori stands and reveals A)Dru’s, B)her own, face. .4. Satori explodes! Her clothes vanish too. Dru returns.
.5. Satori warns the others to stand back!
.6. Satori recovers her sword.
.7. Pibgorn and Nat confront(s) Satori. Not wise! .8. We interrupt this program for an important announcement!
.9. None of the above/Did NOT see that comming!
.10. Did not WANT to see that comming!
I seem to have recently discarded the address from whence the Dr. Who DVD came from. Send it to my e-address that I might send a little something to help with poor Scrappy’s revival.
I seem to have recently discarded the address from whence the Dr. Who DVD came from. Send it to my e-address that I might send a little something to help with poor Scrappy’s revival.
Thanks, but first i need to find out what’s going to happen whether we can come to terms with the vet, etc.
The hardest part here at Pibgorn is having to wait till Monday to see the next update. I must give all you people who work hard here to keep folks like myself entertained a standing ovation. This site is more than just the Comic that Brooke McEldowney puts up. It is a solid foundation where wonderful people get together and share their talents and engage in topics of great importance. Let’s face it the OTC is rich in culture and I hope it never changes.
A fantastic saga of adventure both high and low, of forbidden passion and iambic pentameter, of fays, fools, organists, demons, accordions, heaven, hell and Shakespeare, Pibgorn follows the whims and flights of its eponymous fairy heroine as she plies her conviction that there must be more to life than depositing dew drops on dandelions and sleeping under mushrooms.
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fear-ciuil said, about 1 month ago
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Margueritem
said,
about 1 month ago
It appears to be the only thing to do……
UncaAlby said, about 1 month ago
oy!
BikeNBoatN
said,
about 1 month ago
Pib: Hmmm….so just what exactly is Satori now? Obviously something evil that Pib feels needs to be cut down. Great cliffhanger!
9CWL: The paralysis of analysis….
Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago
I’m in shock and I’m not even Amos. I’m glad Pib can’t see me.
Jim said, about 1 month ago
There can , still , be only one .
MurphyHerself said, about 1 month ago
Whoa, Nelly!!! This is getting verrrrry, verrrry interestink.
Welcome back, fear-ciuil
paciii
said,
about 1 month ago
Interesting fuzzy ground cover under Pib’s feet!!
And she looks ready to get back some of her own from when Satori sliced and diced in the game!!
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
Don’t do it Pib!
Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago
Perhaps fairy logic is more advanced than ours. If it was to Drusilla’s benefit for Satori to skewer Dinah, perhaps then it will be good for Satori if Pibgorn beheads version Satori+Sparklies….
(Reposted)
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
To those of you who have not read part one go to yesterdays comic on page 7 and read part one.
LADY VAMPIRE ( HUNTRESS OF EVIL )
By ladywolf17
Part Two - The hunt begins
The lady in black got back on her motorcycles and went to the next establishment that was in her memory from the book. She checked the entire establishment but Simone was no where to be found. The lady chuckled to herself and took a drink of whiskey. She did not swallow the whiskey but instead swished it around inside her mouth. The green eyes of the lady in black began to glow. Then she opened up her mouth and blew out fire.
As the lady in black left the building she could hear people screaming and cursing every foul word in the name of God. As she drove away on her motorcycle, the building became overtaken by flames. The firefighters were definitely going to earn their paychecks tonight.
The next known place that Simone owns was a strip joint which was located in a run down trashy neighborhood in this town. The lady in black knew that this would be the place that she would find him, for the stench of his foul blood was present here.
As she made her way into the joint, she was disgusted by what she saw. Women completely in the nude were entertaining the rowdy men. The men who were willing to spend a little extra cash were taken into a private room where pleasure awaited them.
One of the rowdy men that was under the influence of alcohol reached out to touch her behind. He then handed the lady in black some money hoping for some sexual action. She smiled at him and took the money. The only action that she gave him how ever was taking his head and slamming it down on the table knocking him out cold. She then returned his money and continued on with the hunt.
The foul stench of blood led her into a secret passage way that only vampires like her knew about. She took out her sword and began to navigate her way through the passageway. Howls could be heard all around her as she slowed her step to prepare for battle.
A couple of ravenous werewolves came at her from all directions. With her sword out, she was more than a match for the beasts as they came at her. She moved with the grace of a ballerina and attacked with the deadly skill of a martial arts expert. Her sword slashed into the belly of one werewolf while her feet in motion connected on another werewolf taken it down quickly. With her strong legs she quickly tighten up her grip and twisted the werewolf’s head, breaking its neck, killing it instantly.
Two more werewolves emerged from the darkness and came at her. The lady in black took to the air and did a spin move. While doing the spin move she took out a specially made revolver from her trench coat and took aim at the two remaining werewolves. The bullets ripped into the flesh of both werewolves causing them intense pain as silver nitrate was released into their bloodstream. She watched the death struggles of the werewolves with fascination then made her way to the end of the passageway putting some explosive devices on both walls She then went to the end of the passageway where a door was. Once again she ripped the door off its hinges and went in. She finally came face to face with Simone, the one who had made her a vampire.
♠Lonewolf♠
said,
about 1 month ago
I love the eyes and I’m sure it has something to do with the end result!! Then again the eyes always tell me what I need to know.
Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago
Honorable Master is splendidly, gloriously devious! Who knows where he really is leading us?
Fairportfan2
said,
about 1 month ago
About the xkcd strip:
People born since Star Wars came out are more than half my age…
I remember, just after stepdaughter Helen’s fourteenth birthday (which was before she was my stepdaughter, and not too long after Kate and i met), as i was driving her to school one day, we were discussing how kids these days view the future - if any.
I told her that when i was her age, i really didn’t expect to have the chance to be thirty - my fourteenth birthday was 22 October, 1962. And i come from Greenville SC.
She said “Oh, right.”
I was somewhat impressed that someone born in 1974 would recognise the significance of the date, even though i had to explain about Major Anderson…
Jim said, about 1 month ago
Thanks for the boilerplate fear-ciuil .
Pib : So is the eye thing permanent ? Will she be around long enough to find out ?
9CWL : Brain Candy ?
Fairportfan2
said,
about 1 month ago
As i also said “yesterday”:
“My name is Pibgorn Montoya…”
fear-ciuil said, about 1 month ago
@Fariportfan, I was born post-Star Wars….
Pib looks … angrier … in the sketch. She looks more determined here.
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
Guess who appears on imagine this.
http://www.gocomics.com/imaginethis
Saskfan said, about 1 month ago
Fatuncle: All stings considered, I wouldn’t want to diagnose anything long distance. But I very much doubt that your four bites are actually spider bites. If you have the crushed or captured spider to show the doctor, then I withdraw the suggestion.
You’d have to know what spiders are extant in your area, and whether they’re poisonous or you’re allergic to them; and whether there are other creatures in your bed to bite you (far more likely).
And with all respect to doctors, they often aren’t expert in the field of spiders and their bites. MANY diagnosed spider bites are from completely different beasties.
I’m not saying your bites don’t exist! I’m just protecting the reputation of the much-maligned spider, who will only bite to protect itself and would rather run away than bite you.
mjolnir 9 said, about 1 month ago
We have not yet.seen the face. Whatever weird thing it is that’s going on with the eyes doesn’t reveal their true color…or even if they have any. The clothes and the hair are Satori…but we really don’t know who we’re looking at here.
The only thing that I believe you can count on is that Pib doesn’t decapitate her, becaue if she does…it’s ballgame.
Fairportfan2
said,
about 1 month ago
paciii said
And she looks ready to get back some of her own from when Satori sliced and diced in the game!!
I thought of that just as the “Send” button clicked on my last comment.
Incdentally - i again reiterate my recommendation of Giselle, particularly when, as in the current strip (or in this one), her succubus cousin Lula’s profession causes awkward pauses…
AmriloJim said, about 1 month ago
BTW, fear-ciuil… my ‘Give fear-ciuil a night off’ page.
Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago
I don’t know Sisyphos but I think I will put some new batteries in my flashlight in case I run into any of Lw’s were creatures along the way. I hope silver plated bullets work. (it’s all I could afford)
fear-ciuil said, about 1 month ago
Thanks, AmriloJim. Muchas gracias, and much appreciated.
Gute Nacht, y’all.
ejcapulet
said,
about 1 month ago
Satori looks like she has a major migraine - and it looks like Pid is going to cure it for her.
BikeNBoatN
said,
about 1 month ago
And we still haven’t seen Satori’s ears!
Fairportfan2
said,
about 1 month ago
The new Wapsi Square is a wonderful change-of-pace from the angst-and-speculation strips of the recent past.
Yes, that is Doubt, one of Monica’s demons.
ejcapulet
said,
about 1 month ago
Aw, thanks, AmriloJim, you’re so sweet!
AmriloJim said, about 1 month ago
YVW, dear! That page updates automatically and elides over Sunday Chron links.
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
The last house that My dad and I lived in He went outside one night and saw a tarantula spider on our front porch. I was so scared that I would have screamed if my dad hadn’t covered my mouth. He told me to calm down or the tarantula spider might come after me.
Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago
Regarding your response to my 9CWL post “last night,” ladywolf17 Pib 4 Life, I meant “dumb…” as in the sense of speechless, not anything derogatory towards Amos….
Jim said, about 1 month ago
My futon is calling … g’night all .
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
Sisyphos! no problem I just didn’t know what you meant so I added my awe struck to the comment.
Saskfan said, about 1 month ago
And yet, Ladywolf, some people keep tarantulas as pets. Eww!
You just have to know how to handle them, I guess.
The hour is late, the wind is cold, the street is white with the first snow of the season, and I am tired. I shall therefore struggle away from this time vortex known as the Internet, and toddle off to more romantic pursuits.
Good night to all.
Oh, Ladywolf: Good story!
invisifan
said,
about 1 month ago
Satori on the outside … on the inside?
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
If Dru is inside of Satori, She must find away to communicate with Pib somehow.
Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago
I’ve found a source for pure silver bullets for you, Gweedo, but you’ll have to share with Old Jim Blaine and a guy in a mask….
Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago
By the way this avatar is what gave me the idea for the LADY VAMPIRE story which I wrote and am now sharing with you all.
I must bid you all A good night.
Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago
Sisyphos said, 19 bullets ago
I’ve found a source for pure silver bullets for you, Gweedo, but you’ll have to share with Old Jim Blaine and a guy in a mask….
Thanx Sisy. “Wait for me, Wild Jim !”
Fairportfan2
said,
about 1 month ago
Problems.
I just noticed that Scrap’s left eye is swollen almost shut, and the white area is red.
I’m afraid that one of her skirmishes with Miss Kitty may have gone a bit further than i thought.
The big problem is that we have no money - i suspect we’re overdrawn at the bank, in fact - until next Wednesday.
So tomorrow Scrap and i go to the vet and see if we can arrange something…
Joe Minotaur said, about 1 month ago
Friday’s Flippant Flourish
QUIZ RESULTS
What did we see when the strip/page updated?
9 Chickweed Lane
.1. Edda walks/talks/mimes with A)Mary, B)Amos.
.2. GLORIOSKI!!
.3. Mark and Seth wait for Amos/Mary and Edda to return.
.4. 6th, 7th, 8th, etc… grade flashback.
.5. An old couple, following them, remembers their youth.
.6. Isabel and Burkhardt display their famous “Snogging” technique.
.7. Meanwhile, back at the Burber Farm…
.8. Sister Stevens takes an important phone call.
.9. Get out your hankies!
.10. None of the above/Did NOT see that comming!
Pibgorn
.1. Satori continues to hide her face.
.2. The battle is paused. The others gather around Satori.
.3. Satori stands and reveals A)Dru’s, B)her own, face.
.4. Satori explodes! Her clothes vanish too. Dru returns.
.5. Satori warns the others to stand back!
.6. Satori recovers her sword.
.7. Pibgorn and Nat confront(s) Satori. Not wise!
.8. We interrupt this program for an important announcement!
.9. None of the above/Did NOT see that comming!
.10. Did not WANT to see that comming!
UncaAlby said, about 1 month ago
In honor of today’s strip I have prepared a few appropriate Utoobies for you:
The Original
Breakfast to Go
Jack
Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago
I seem to have recently discarded the address from whence the Dr. Who DVD came from. Send it to my e-address that I might send a little something to help with poor Scrappy’s revival.
desertdwlr said, about 1 month ago
WHOA WHOA WHOA Pib, lets not be too hasty
Fairportfan2
said,
about 1 month ago
Gweedo Murray said
I seem to have recently discarded the address from whence the Dr. Who DVD came from. Send it to my e-address that I might send a little something to help with poor Scrappy’s revival.
Thanks, but first i need to find out what’s going to happen whether we can come to terms with the vet, etc.
But thank you for the offer.
Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago
You’re welcome.
waycyber
said,
about 1 month ago
A day off work - this is good
A day off work without a car - not so much
A day to walk and watch and listen - that’s better
steelbladeoffury said, about 1 month ago
Pib: Batter up!
Buggerit said, about 1 month ago
Perhaps a new Dru will be born Athena-like from Satori’s decapitation?
Dru was full of sparkly bits when X-rayed at the hospital. Satori now seems to be full of them as well. Perhaps they are Dru’s essence?
I am looking forward to next week already!
steelbladeoffury said, about 1 month ago
The hardest part here at Pibgorn is having to wait till Monday to see the next update. I must give all you people who work hard here to keep folks like myself entertained a standing ovation. This site is more than just the Comic that Brooke McEldowney puts up. It is a solid foundation where wonderful people get together and share their talents and engage in topics of great importance. Let’s face it the OTC is rich in culture and I hope it never changes.