Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 05, 2015
August 04, 2015
August 06, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: I have embraced this human concept of "fan letters." I have written Lord Splendid Humility, telling him how much I admire him. Phoebe: All he ever does in hide in a bush. Marigold: He is FAR TOO HUMBLE to let you see his great beauty. Phoebe: Yeah, right. I think he just has nose warts. Marigold: They would be MAGNIFICENT nose warts.
“A thing of beauty such as myself would never allow herself to be called ‘Spindlehead.’”