Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

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  1. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, over 2 years ago

    So while the commons doesn’t care hoe they look, the unique as Marigold are vain.

  2. purpledog39

    purpledog39 said, over 2 years ago

    Then is Lord Splendid Humility a common orn?

  3. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I think I’ve figured it out.
    Common Orns are rare, but they’re all the same.
    Unique Orns are more numerous, but they’re all different.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Is the group of them called the Ornish?

  5. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 2 years ago

    This is a difference of perspective and not genetics. Unicorn politics?

  6. snomasnayr

    snomasnayr said, over 2 years ago

    I’m wondering if “common orns” are just horses.

  7. bopard

    bopard said, over 2 years ago


    Nope. He doesn’t hide in the bushes on occasion. He’s hiding in the bushes constantly.

  8. bopard

    bopard said, over 2 years ago

    never known how the preternaturally beautiful view their own beauty.
    Only constant reaction I’ve seen Is how my niece resents being attractive – because it attracts the jerks and scares off the nice guys.

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  10. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 2 years ago

    Or do they?

  11. bopard

    bopard said, over 2 years ago


    OK here’s the story. Niece takes after Viking ancestors, long legs, long blonde hair, huge blue eyes. All we wanted was a ‘Singin in the Rain’ shot of her with an ornamental lamp post for her dance team, full costume. There were a couple near a large park, not inside the park.
    No boobs, butts, or gams hanging out. A few sequins on a vest, and some long opera gloves, little bit of tulle on a pill box hat. She was only 14-years-old.
    Within minutes every sewer in the park had disgorged the creepiest range of 35 to 70-year-old men. They’d been invisible before. But they all were heading straight for the intersection out of the park to get at her. Cars started pulling over on our side of the street.
    I never realized how fast and how dangerous it could get for her. THERE WERE KIDS PLAYING IN THE PARK UNMOLESTED by this crowd of creeps.
    I immediately moved the photo shoot to the old cemetery – where people mind their own business.

  12. bopard

    bopard said, over 2 years ago

    Unicorns have it right! Enjoy your own beauty, and put up a shield of boringness so the creeps can’t spot you!

  13. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 2 years ago

    Errr, shouldn’t that book title be, “Marigold And Her Human?”

  14. Weapon Brown

    Weapon Brown said, over 2 years ago

    And there isn’t a trace of GENUINE modesty to be found anywhere.

  15. Darwinskeeper

    Darwinskeeper said, over 2 years ago


    I had assumed so at first, but Marigold said that common orns are rare. Horses aren’t as common as they were at the turn of the 20th century they aren’t exactly rare.

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