Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

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  1. Terminusvitae

    Terminusvitae said, about 4 years ago

    Zing! I gotta remember this one for that single, specific situation five years from now in which this rejoinder will be PERFECT. It may not happen often, but it will be DEVASTATING. Nice one!

  2. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, about 4 years ago

    Sure Phoebe has something Marigold wants: the power to release her from their friendship pact! (Except I think Marigold actually enjoys having this strange little friend, even though she’d never admit it…)

  3. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, about 4 years ago

    Apparently, Marigold is like the genie from Aladdin (at least Disney’s version): There are some wishes she just won’t grant.

  4. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, about 4 years ago

    I wonder if Marigold could magic Phoebe so that she’d feel like practicing every day…

  5. Stella S

    Stella S said, about 4 years ago

    True talent must come from with-in. Without the drive, she’ll just sound like a weak, faint recording of a piece.

  6. runar

    runar said, about 4 years ago

    @Stella S

    Some people may have the drive and the desire but just not the ability.

  7. Hedgehog

    Hedgehog said, about 4 years ago

    They are each other’s pet.

  8. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, about 4 years ago

    @Jeffrey Hope

    but Marigold could never sing “you Aint never had a friend like me” it is bad grammar. Maybe she can hook up with Lt. Commander Data and those people on the internet who always correct my spelling?

  9. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, about 4 years ago

    Hmm things Phoebe could stop doing pulling her tail mocking her natural perfection playing with her ears making her count with her hooves feeding her dry grass making her use the hitching post singing the Mr. Ed theme song ridding while gassy making her give tips on the horses forcing her to help you write that My Little Pony fan fic where twilight Spackle and the power puff girls battle Cobra Commander and Mumra on Snake Mountain under the assumption that unicorns know how to write for other unicorns . teasing her with your DS over how she can’t play Mario because she doesn’t have thumbs posting pictures of her hanging from her tail off that log bridge on her face book using her ear as a place to stash her used gum eating the last apple Singing the theme from Hey Dude off key shaving her back side ridding her right after having PB&J and not washing her hands Always quoting Adam Sandler making her sit threw Fresh Beat Band putting her in funny hats….

  10. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, about 4 years ago

    I see.

  11. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, about 4 years ago


    Hmm things Phoebe could stop doing…
    …singing the Mr. Ed theme song…

    Awww, what’s wrong with the Mister Ed theme song?


  12. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 4 years ago

    @Mister Ed

    It’s insulting to Marigold and gets old fast.

  13. Jane Roxanne Beamon

    Jane Roxanne Beamon said, about 4 years ago


    Me too. :)

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