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Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson
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Aug 20, 2012
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I thought you WANTED your parents to approve of me. That is why I have been gradually turning down the SHIELD of BORINGNESS all evening. It was the SHIELD of HUMORING A CHILD, and then the SHIELD of MILD INTEREST, and  then the SHIELD of EYEBROW-RAISING NOVELTY. Briefly it was the SHIELD of ANNOYANCE, because I forgot to carry a five... Phoebe: I do that sometimes.
Aug 22, 2012
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