Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    It’s called the parents being jerks.

  2. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, over 4 years ago

    Some of us wanted to be raised in a barn, so our phrase was “don’t eat like a savage”. Then I read Tarzan, and savage sounded good. I think my mom kind of gave up then

  3. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, over 4 years ago

    I would sure like to get a tiny little peek at this ‘Magic Golden Barn’ – with its bumper crop of adorable baby unicorns…

  4. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 4 years ago

    Well at least unicorns don’t have issues with elbows on the table.

  5. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 4 years ago

    @kaykeyser

    Well yes, but on the other hand (hoof?), isn’t it also considered impolite to point?

  6. Stella S

    Stella S said, over 4 years ago

    @T_Lexi

    Perhaps Phoebe can do a sleep-over at the MAGIC GOLDEN BARN.

  7. dramac333

    dramac333 GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    I wonder if Marigold eats MAGICAL GOLDEN HAY?

  8. Elderflower

    Elderflower said, over 4 years ago

    My husband’s standard answer when his mom asked, “Were you born in a barn?” was “No, Ma, a stable.”

  9. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 4 years ago

    Like what?

  10. bopard

    bopard said, over 4 years ago

    The innocence of Phoebe!
    .
    Wash your hands
    Sit up straight
    Don’t reach over
    Another’s plate. …
    DAD! use a glass- MOM

    ’Spoon in the hand
    Up at the wrist
    Into the bowel
    Out with a twist – Snow White, [deleted soup massacre scene]

    .
    You’re 2 seconds late; IT’S RUINED No food for you. – Chef at Grande America decades before the Soup Natzi

    .

    [pre-mature grab for bread] [instant fork thru the wrist] – any mess hall Camp Pendleton

  11. bopard

    bopard said, over 4 years ago

    Typoon Karen on isle of Guam. 80%of island knocked over. All pregnant women rounded up and put in basement of quonset hut. because pressure drop=pre-mature labor. My brother born without electricity or running water. Shelter good enough.

  12. Birdnose

    Birdnose said, over 4 years ago

    I actually saw an R/C aircraft design that proved it — it was nothing but a flat sheet of balsa with an engine, landing gear, and some control surfaces.

  13. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, over 4 years ago

    Heck, put a couple of jet engines on it and you have an A-10 “Warthog”.

  14. AStarofDestiny

    AStarofDestiny said, over 4 years ago

    @Elderflower

    Hehehe…and what was his mom’s reply to that? Or was her reply in a case where ‘action speaks louder than words’?

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