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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider 10 days ago

    If you love me unconditionally, why are you bothering me?

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    SquawkTron  10 days ago

    What’s next? Amadad Prime?

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    Horst Hrubbisch  10 days ago

    Could? Will!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  10 days ago

    Followed by AmaBigGovernment!!

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    Gent  10 days ago

    Orphans are gonna love Amamom app.

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    Stevefk  10 days ago

    Amagone if all this happens!

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    dwane.scoty1  10 days ago

    I Can’t wait for the big Drone Mega Law Suit!

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    Alexikakos  10 days ago







    And while you think x-101 means “basic starting point” do not forget that x-101 is, in fact, Newspeak.

    “….x-101 " is the worst thing in the world".


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    Brass Orchid GC Insider 10 days ago

    Isn’t Siri going to dislike Amamom cutting in on her territory?

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    F-Flash  10 days ago

    What a great idea, Amamom delivering campbells soup. Millenials won’t have to the soup kitchen now. Is that “Smart Soup”?

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    Fred  10 days ago

    watch it…. Amazone will be watching you

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    johndifool  10 days ago

    Izzat anything like a Stepford Wife?

    Actually, the first one reminds me of Star Trek’s Harry Mudd’s wife Stella…

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    e.groves  10 days ago


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    gammaguy  10 days ago

    Amamom Prime. The Amway to go, but is she a prime mate?

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    stick&rudder  10 days ago


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    uniquename  10 days ago

    Amadeus – helps you mozy to see some art.

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    LameHawk  10 days ago

    I’m actually advocating a special Anti Drone Gun Permit

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    vics_machine  9 days ago

    We are approaching Amageddon.

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    Scott Sallstrom  9 days ago

    It can truly be said she’s a “helicopter parent!”

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    Thehag  9 days ago

    Have already had Amazon drone drop. No other way the fragile package could have gone over the locked gate and set on the doorstep neat, lined up square, tidy and intact.

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    hariseldon59  9 days ago

    What are Amazon customers called? Amazombies?

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    Kind&Kinder  9 days ago

    Ama-Zing! That’s what you get if you sass Amamom!

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    cmoseman9  9 days ago

    Ama gonna keep comming here for the puns

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    Hunterzz  9 days ago

    Great advice, orange-haired woman. I think Goat already knows that.

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    SwimsWithSharks  9 days ago

    I’d pay for Amagirlfriend prime. But only if she’s a sweet as Amamom Prime and provides the genuine amagirlfriend experience.

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    Scratchy18  9 days ago

    Quite a few serial killers and mass murderers had a Mom who loved them unconditionally.

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    Sisyphos  9 days ago

    I think I’m with Goat on this. I would not want an Amamom droning on and on and on….

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    fredd13  8 days ago

    Hey – is that the Personal Jet Pack they promised me when I was little? OK, so it’s not actually a jet pack per se in the end – but even so!

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