Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    At least it’s an inexpensive bucket list.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Still working on item one on my list, myself. World Domination’s harder than it looks!

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    Only item on mine so far is “research prices of buckets”.

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    TedTheCustodianOfSpaceAndTime  over 6 years ago

    The following items are on my bucket list (1) Buy bucket (2) Buy paper (3) Buy pens and pencils (4) Build time machine

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    No soup for you, either, Rat.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    On my bucket list: see the other end of the country.

    Well, hey, it’s the 2nd largest in the world, you know.

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    KennethJohnson  over 6 years ago

    Ooh, Pinky and the Brain!

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    I’ve got only one thing on my bucket list. Gobble more food.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pig is in therapy?

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    My bucket list is to find out why they call it a bucket list.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Pig is the straightman for Pearls, what good is a bucket without a handle?

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    I got my bucket from a sailor. It has a starboard list.

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    ksu71  over 6 years ago

    I’m with Hank Sr.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmvzchQmtPs

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    wllilly1960  over 6 years ago

    …There once was a list, called a " bucket "/ written down by someone from Nantucket…

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    mahnster  over 6 years ago

    Death is a good reminder that we die due to a result of sin….do something NOW to get right with our Creator who gave us life and will give us eternal life:

    “Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment, so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.” -Hebrews 9:27-28

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    kaffekup   over 6 years ago

    Copying and pasting your own personal beliefs will not create much discussion.

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    kauri44  over 6 years ago

    I think that Pig’s idea was actually somewhat profound. It’s very difficult to say goodbye to those you love when you’re facing death. (I hope he comes up with some slightly more fun list items to do before that, of course.)

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    Saying goodbye, going away, Seems like goodbye’s such a hard thing to sayTouching a hand, wondering why, It’s time for saying goodbye

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    Well it’s a start… Or a finish. Whatever.

    xxx

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    I will miss your stupidity, Pig!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    1. Go up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Harsh, Rat! Pig’s list may be very short, but it is sensible. If you had a list, it would probably be rather crass….

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    Ignis Atramento  over 6 years ago

    1) Read comics2) Write note on wrist to remember to do step 33) On my deathbed, say, “I hid 3 and a half billion dollars in the” and then die

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 6 years ago

    If you have time to say goodbye, it means you know its coming.

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    water_moon  almost 6 years ago

    Your brilliance and sweetness will however be missed.

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    Every polite person has that on their bucket list, “Say goodbye to everyone before death.”

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    scrimblo   over 4 years ago

    Now I’m thinking of that part in “The house with a clock in it’s walls” (great movie if you haven’t seen it you need to reconsider every decision you’ve made in your life) where Louis shakes the magic 8 ball and it says sniff say goodbye… Waaaaaaah

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    Kirbo  almost 3 years ago

    “You know the rules, and so do I. Say goodbye”

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   about 2 years ago

    “Now say goodbye”- Rick Ash/tley, Never going to give you up

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