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    BE THIS GUY gc insider 3 months ago

    And Goat’s name is pronounced Paree.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    L’oncle de la nièce niçoise il a commencé. (The Nice citizen niece’s uncle started it.)

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    Sherlock Watson  3 months ago

    Cue the knights who say “Ni.”

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    “Never mind”

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    kevin78661 gc insider 3 months ago

    Why do they even talk amongst themselves?

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    gatocatcat  3 months ago

    Behave, or I’ll bend you over my kneece.

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Maybe Pastis could have done more with this. For example, if Goat’s tidy relative had suffered sports injuries, he could talk about the knees of his nice neat niece in Nice.

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    Horst Hrubbisch  3 months ago

    Now that’s settled, let’s discuss Jonathan Niese and Captain Nice.

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    Arianne  3 months ago

    If that outburst seems to jinx Mr.Goat, he might soon be yelling, “I hate neeces to pieces!”

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    jimmjonzz gc insider 3 months ago

    And the ants in France stay mainly on the plants.

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    cupertino jay  3 months ago

    who’s on first——ish

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    Liverlips McCracken gc insider 3 months ago

    How about a nice noose. For Pastis’s puns.

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    All reet! Yeah, I’m old.

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    Cameron1988 gc insider 3 months ago

    Goat officially reached his breaking point! LMAO!

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    Lenavid  3 months ago

    Shemp shisk-a-bob…

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    Gent  3 months ago

    So much for niceties…

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    whiteheron  3 months ago

    Looks like Pig got his Goat. Nice.

    Try Neece’s Liver Pudding.

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    synp  3 months ago

    Old TV adaptation of some Agatha Christie books:

    There’s a knock on the door, and Hercule Poirot opens the door. A delivery boy is carrying a cage.

    Delivery boy: I have a parrot for Mr. Poy-rot.HP: It is pronounced poo-ah-rohDB: Sorry. I have a poo-ah-roh for My Poy-rot.

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    Jimmy90403  3 months ago

    Will Rogers said — they call it Neece because the French don’t have a word for Nice.

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    Reader  3 months ago

    But does she have nice knees?

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    admwrlk gc insider 3 months ago

    I Caan imagine another France related strip coming soon

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    jdsven  3 months ago

    What, no attempt to whack Toon Boy with a baguette?

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    Thomas R. Williams  3 months ago

    Isn’t Goat’s niece a novice neatsfoot oil saleslady?

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    JimthePE  3 months ago

    I’d say, “That’s gneiss,” but I’m afraid you’d all take it for granite.

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    erik.vanthienen  3 months ago

    Damn the puns, and let’s finally have a rational spelling reform!

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    LIL MAN STEVEN  3 months ago

    poor pig. the whole thing was goats fault

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    A_NY_Outlaw  3 months ago

    just don’t go to France. they are socialist lovers anyways.

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    Rose Madder gc insider 3 months ago

    First panel and I knew the end.

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  3 months ago

    Next panel: Stephan is beaten up.


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    Nabuquduriuzhur  3 months ago

    Eat Reese’s Pieces with the nieces living near Nice’s geese’s pond.

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    onceaweekreader gc insider 3 months ago

    Used to work with a lady named Nice. She was smart and good looking, very nice.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Looks as though Paris Goat has stroked out. Pig is more potent a porker than I had perceived….

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