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    BE THIS GUY gc insider 8 days ago

    And Goat’s name is pronounced Paree.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  8 days ago

    L’oncle de la nièce niçoise il a commencé. (The Nice citizen niece’s uncle started it.)

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    Sherlock Watson  8 days ago

    Cue the knights who say “Ni.”

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    Bilan  8 days ago

    “Never mind”

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    kevin78661 gc insider 8 days ago

    Why do they even talk amongst themselves?

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    gatocatcat  8 days ago

    Behave, or I’ll bend you over my kneece.

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    Kaputnik  8 days ago

    Maybe Pastis could have done more with this. For example, if Goat’s tidy relative had suffered sports injuries, he could talk about the knees of his nice neat niece in Nice.

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    Horst Hrubbisch  8 days ago

    Now that’s settled, let’s discuss Jonathan Niese and Captain Nice.

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    Arianne  8 days ago

    If that outburst seems to jinx Mr.Goat, he might soon be yelling, “I hate neeces to pieces!”

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    jimmjonzz  8 days ago

    And the ants in France stay mainly on the plants.

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    cupertino jay  8 days ago

    who’s on first——ish

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    Liverlips McCracken gc insider 8 days ago

    How about a nice noose. For Pastis’s puns.

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    WaitingMan  8 days ago

    All reet! Yeah, I’m old.

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    Cameron1988 gc insider 8 days ago

    Goat officially reached his breaking point! LMAO!

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    Lenavid  8 days ago

    Shemp shisk-a-bob…

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    Gent  8 days ago

    So much for niceties…

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    whiteheron  8 days ago

    Looks like Pig got his Goat. Nice.

    Try Neece’s Liver Pudding.

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    synp  8 days ago

    Old TV adaptation of some Agatha Christie books:

    There’s a knock on the door, and Hercule Poirot opens the door. A delivery boy is carrying a cage.

    Delivery boy: I have a parrot for Mr. Poy-rot.HP: It is pronounced poo-ah-rohDB: Sorry. I have a poo-ah-roh for My Poy-rot.

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    Jimmy90403  8 days ago

    Will Rogers said — they call it Neece because the French don’t have a word for Nice.

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    Reader  8 days ago

    But does she have nice knees?

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    Moon Child Rage: Harmonic Lodge  8 days ago

    Stephan’s done better than today’s piece (pyce?).

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    admwrlk gc insider 8 days ago

    I Caan imagine another France related strip coming soon

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    jdsven  8 days ago

    What, no attempt to whack Toon Boy with a baguette?

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    Thomas R. Williams  8 days ago

    Isn’t Goat’s niece a novice neatsfoot oil saleslady?

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    JimthePE  8 days ago

    I’d say, “That’s gneiss,” but I’m afraid you’d all take it for granite.

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    erik.vanthienen  8 days ago

    Damn the puns, and let’s finally have a rational spelling reform!

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    LIL MAN STEVEN  8 days ago

    poor pig. the whole thing was goats fault

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    A_NY_Outlaw  8 days ago

    just don’t go to France. they are socialist lovers anyways.

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    First panel and I knew the end.

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  8 days ago

    Next panel: Stephan is beaten up.


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    Nabuquduriuzhur  8 days ago

    Eat Reese’s Pieces with the nieces living near Nice’s geese’s pond.

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    ralf955 gc insider 8 days ago

    Used to work with a lady named Nice. She was smart and good looking, very nice.

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    Sisyphos  8 days ago

    Looks as though Paris Goat has stroked out. Pig is more potent a porker than I had perceived….

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