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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Oct 10, 2016
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Reporter: Sir, is it true that your presidential campaign is now based on one issue- The invasion of Greenland
Rat: Yes: It's a territory of the Danes and they won't see it coming.
Reporter: But why Greenland?
Rat: Because it's eight times the size of Great Britain, but only has 57,000 people, which is not much more than Sarasota, Florida.
Reporter:I see, so by that logic, why not just invade Sarasota, Florida?
Rat: Well now there's an idea.
Reporter: And sadly he's still better than the other two candidates.
Rat: Sarasota, your retirement communities are mine!
Oct 12, 2016
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