Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 4 months ago

    She forgot to add “No offense.”

  2. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Or prefacing it by saying “With all due respect” which in life is usually followed by something seriously disrespectful.

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 4 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Or, “I’m just saying.”

  4. R2 Wolf

    R2 Wolf said, 4 months ago

    Or, “Bless your heart”.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    “To be honest … "

  6. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, 4 months ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    HEY! I Resemble that remark!

  7. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, 4 months ago

    She did start with "Dear "…

  8. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    What gets my goat is it’s okay for women to break up with me in handwritten letters, emails, and text, but if I do it, I’m a jerk.

  9. smoore47

    smoore47 said, 4 months ago

    “It’s not you, it’s me.”

  10. Arianne

    Arianne said, 4 months ago

    Doesn’t matter what face you try to put on it, breakin’ up is hard to do.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Let’s look on the bright side [always, you know]: Pig is finally free from the baneful Pigita! Now he is free, free at least, for an un-died Sweet Fanny!

  12. Arianne

    Arianne said, 4 months ago

    And, whatever you do, do not break up with someone on a post-it.

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 4 months ago

    I got a package from ‘A’ girlfriend years ago, it contained a broken twig…not even a note.?

  14. CameronPB1988

    CameronPB1988 GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Pig’s, not fat

  15. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, 4 months ago

    So its the Smiley guy who is breaking up with Pig not Pigita?

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