Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, about 1 year ago

    Exactly how big of a commission do the docs get on each prescription they write?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 1 year ago

    From the funny farm to the funny pharmacy.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 1 year ago

    5 second rule!

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 1 year ago

    I’ll have whatever the Rep is having.

  5. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 1 year ago

    Ain’t just the pharmaceutical reps that push pills. That’s pretty much the answer for everything these days. It’s a lot easier to diagnosis everything so it can be solved with pills than to handle it. And I’m not just talking medical.

  6. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 1 year ago

    Side effects include, but are not limited to, stammering, and inability to maintain a grasp on very small objects.

  7. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 1 year ago

    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don’t do anything at all
    Go ask Alice
    When she’s ten feet tall

    Jefferson Airplane, ‘White Rabbit’

  8. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago


    Actually, it was the liquid in the bottle, the cake, the White Rabbit’s fan, the cakes the rabbit had thrown in the window, and both sides of the mushroom.

  9. Caltex

    Caltex said, about 1 year ago

    Bring back Pigita and cheese! :)

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Run, Fred! Find a real doctor! Rat the Imposter will be too busy scooping up fallen pills to notice that you’ve gone!

  11. geometeer

    geometeer said, about 1 year ago

    Pills before swine?

  12. John Smith

    John Smith said, about 1 year ago

    You all are upset about a few pills? MY GOD PEOPLE, the man is wearing a PINK hospital gown. How sick is THAT?!?!?!

  13. Vince M

    Vince M said, about 1 year ago

    After a long spell without a checkup, I visited a doctor on a recommendation. He told me I could reverse my borderline high cholesterol/blood sugar numbers with diet and exercise. Boy, what a quack.

  14. BlackTie

    BlackTie said, about 1 year ago

    Do doctors evenl wear that mirror thing anymore?

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @John Smith—perhaps Fred is being transformed into Fredricka?!?

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